Hi! Hi flist hi, I love you!

[coffeebuddha]

I feel like I've been neglecting you guys, so I come bearing things to hopefully put smiles on your faces. First, there are a couple tiny fics I wrote on twitter last night, one Supernatual and one Inception.

Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural

"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."

"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"

"It's not that. But..."

"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"

"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."

"Have what?"

"..."

"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."

"The Impala doesn't have fingers."

"...fingers."

"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."

"...FINGERS."

"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."

The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception

"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."

"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."

"Crickets."

"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."

"I hate you."

"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."

"Hate. You."



I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.

Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.

Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.

In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D

Comments

[topetine.livejournal.com]

1. TY ILU. ALSO I AM NOW UUBER CREEPERED OUT BY MAGIC FINGERS.


2. NGH.

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THAT IS ALL.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

1. ILU2. lololol Success!

2-5. INDEED.

[topetine.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[theslashbunny.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, why did you have to ruin magic fingers for me?!?!

But still, I love you so much for this ENTIRE. FUCKING. POST. The gifs - especially the Batman one - are hilarious.

Pics of Misha getting kisses and licking his lips? Yum.

10 Things I Hate About You reference in an Inception screenshot? Yes, please.

I effing love that picture of the Padaleckis.

And best of all - hot, hot men.

You truly do give us the nicest things. If we were in the same state, I would totally drive to you and glomp, but we aren't so I can't and we'll have to settle for this:

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

lol Sorry! That is totally my bad. XD

I love you too! I have so many gifs that it's only fair to share, you know? Because sharing is caring and I am a fucking giver like that. ;)

Have you read the 10 Things Inception AU? It's BRILLIANT. I have it somewhere on my delicious. I'll try to find it for you. :D

They are adorable and I'll never understand the fans who actually believe the boys only got married to 'cover up' them being in a relationship. Seriously, I know it happens, but they almost always seem so sweet with their wives.

&hearts *hugs*

[theslashbunny.livejournal.com]

*sigh* It's worth it, I guess. The fic was adorable. ^_^

*hugs* Thank you!

Holy crap, I want to read that!! I hope you can find it, but no hurry or pressure. :)

... People actually believe that? ... It's not just some weird, joke-fantasy to justify J2 fic? Cuz both couples are kinda frickin' adorable and you really can't fake that shit, at least not that well.

Did you get my comment on the other post? There's a pretty there for you and more coming.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

&hearts Thanks, bb!

Found! http://pennyplainknits.livejournal.com/276094.html

So far as I can tell, they really do. =/ Which is insane to me, but whatever. I mostly just steer clear of them.

I did! :D

[starscythe.livejournal.com]

RYAAAAAAAAAAAN AND ESPOSITOOOOOO!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[theslashbunny.livejournal.com]

One for you, too!

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

No, you're Beaches. You are sunshine and lollipops, and I could use some.

This was awesome. Thank you.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

&hearts If you need sunshine and lollipops, I'm more than happy to provide.

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THardy and JFL's faces are my personal prozac. :D

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

There's an actual sex shop in MN called The Smitten Kitten! Sorry. Just found that out and have to share.



TOM HARDY IS WELCOME TO COME OVER AND WORK ON MY CAR.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

That. Is. AWESOME. You are welcome and encouraged to share things like that with me. :D

I KNOW, RIGHT? ESPECIALLY IF HE BRINGS THE TOOTHPICK. ALTHOUGH I WOULD BE WILLING TO PROVIDE ONE IF HE FORGOT. I'D BE MORE THAN WILLING.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tom Hardy! You and the back of Channing Tatum's neck get me through this day!

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

I kind of really want a movie where THardy and Channing play brothers, only I know that would probably lead to a lot of incest and incest triggers me like a mofo. So Jamie Bell and JGL should be in the movie too. It should be called something like 'Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'. And it would be GLORIOUS.

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ETA: Just watched Thursday's Suits while I was rolling gnocchi? OMG, LOUIS IS SO TOTALLY LASSIE. ♥____&hearts

Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I WOULD WATCH THAT.

Aw, Tom Hardy was in my Vanity Fair, and it made me feel better, though it was a small, not great pic.

I am really perving on Jamie Bell lately. It still feels wrong. I will just pretend Billy Elliot doesn't exist.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

HOLLYWOOD SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND HIRE ME ALREADY. ;)

I keep seeing previews for The Warrior and I swear to God my reaction couldn't be more extreme if it was actual porn of him flashing on my tv screen. (That's probably a lie, but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.)

Just keep repeating to yourself that he's legal if that whole pretending thing doesn't work out?

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

LOUIS IS SOOOOOO LASSITER.

You wrote 'bitches' wrong.:)

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

OH, magic fingers would be awesome right now. And cupcakes. (Not with insects though. That's just gross.)

I don't care much of Genevieve Cortese (Padalecki?) as an actress but damn, those pictures of her and JP are beyond adorable.
Also, man touching!!11

Oh, shoot, I always do that. =/

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Mmm, magic fingers and cupcakes. Now that would make for a good afternoon. :D I don't know if you watch Cake Boss, but there's an ep where Buddy makes a cake out of bugs. *shudders* It was fascinating and disgusting all at the same time.

They are so cute together! It almost makes up for the fact that she was such a meh Ruby.

Re: Oh, shoot, I always do that. =/

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

I can't watch US made cake tv shows. (It's the constant fondant handling that creeps me out.)

I would love to see the bug cake, though. It sounds inventive.:)


Luckily the last two minutes of Ruby made the character work and it was possible for me to forgive the mehness. (Mostly in that episode where they put Anna and Ruby on the screen together and it was *such* crap.)

Re: Oh, shoot, I always do that. =/

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Like, the actual touching of fondant or just the fondant itself? =/

It's probably on youtube somewhere. Youtube has failed me. :( There was cricket flour and Buddy refused to taste it while his assistants were sitting there eating whole crickets like candy. It was awesome.

Re: Oh, shoot, I always do that. =/

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

I'm not a fan of fondant (yuck) but it's the way they act like it's play dough and not something people will eat. No proper clothes for the work, no plastic gloves, and so on.
(I know you make cakes differently there but it still looks really iffy to me.)

Wow, it's not on youtube? What about google video?

Re: Oh, shoot, I always do that. =/

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Traditional fondant tastes like crap, but the marshmallow based ones are pretty good. I get being squicked by people not using gloves and stuff though. =P

Not that I can see. :( It's a sad day on the internet.

ETA: Ah, and as I say that, someone on my tv is using gloves while they work their fondant. :D

Re: Oh, shoot, I always do that. =/

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

I don't even like marzipan. Unless it's very high grade. And even then it's not something I would 'prefer' eat.

Yay gloves!