coffeebuddha | Hi! Hi flist hi, I love you!

I feel like I've been neglecting you guys, so I come bearing things to hopefully put smiles on your faces. First, there are a couple tiny fics I wrote on twitter last night, one Supernatual and one Inception.

Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural

"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."

"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"

"It's not that. But..."

"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"

"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."

"Have what?"

"..."

"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."

"The Impala doesn't have fingers."

"...fingers."

"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."

"...FINGERS."

"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."

The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception

"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."

"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."

"Crickets."

"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."

"I hate you."

"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."

"Hate. You."

I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.

Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.

Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.

In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

She's...young...and also clueless about a lot of things. I said "you're up" to her when a customer was behind her and she didn't get the reference.

I don't play sports, but how do you not get You Are Up?

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

Oh wow. Please tell me she's not responsible for anything important?

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

She wants to be a psychiatrist.

I know. She's nice though.

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

JFC.

Somehow it's worse when they're nice.

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

She means well. I keep trying to steer her away from science.

I am a bad person. haha

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

Not a bad person. You're looking out for the general public. That's a good thing. :)

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

Right? I figure she'll want to get married and have babies and drop the whole thing anyway. Or not.

We shall see. She's never had to really work for anything before, so she might make it through.

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

And if she's young, there's a good chance she'll shape up before she's ever released on actual people. Choose optimism!

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

http://fuckyeahjustinlong.tumblr.com/page/9

Is this real?

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

In the hot tub? Looks real to me. :D

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

Yet it isn't there later.
What the fuck?

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

DAMN YOU, HOLLYWOOD. YOUR MAKE-UPY WAYS MAKE IT VERY HARD TO GET MY TATTOO KINK ON.

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

I tried to google him and more Beiber came up.

GODDAMN YOU, BEIBER!

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

WTF, BEIBER. Nothing about that makes sense.

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

"justin" and "tattoo" equals Beiber and omgishisjesustattooblasphemy!!!

Oy vey.

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

Beiber has a tattoo? Isn't he like 12?

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

Apparently he has several. Who knew? Or cared.

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

The infant is 17. Tattoos are awesome, but I don't think I'd have even considered getting one that young.

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

His dad is cool with it and gets them with him--no future problems on that front, right?

can't even.

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

sigh

It's just an awfully permanent thing to get when you're that young. I'd rather wait a few years and be certain it's what I really want than get one right away. If it's important enough to ink it into your skin, then it's going to be important down the line. But then I very much believe that tattoos should mean something and not be a spur of the moment kind of thing.

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

I think he needs them to add to his "hard" reputation. And maybe he's thinking he can always get them removed later.

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coffeebuddha.livejournal.com

double sigh

It makes me sad that someone like that can get tattoos, but my metal allergy means I'll probably never be able to.

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rispacooper.livejournal.com

Boo. What metal? Nickel?

I promised my brother once I'd get ink when I got published, but that costs money. Also, I've never had a real paper book, so I can pretend for a while longer.

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Any metal. When I hit puberty, my acidity levels went through the roof, so my skin basically breaks down metal at a highly accelerated rate, which in turn irritates my skin. Even things like gold and platinum make me break out in hives. I can wear things slightly longer--maybe a couple hours?--if they're coated with nail polish, but jewelry usually gives me a reaction within minutes. Tattoo ink has trace amounts of metal. There's a chance I'd be okay, but I don't want to risk it.

lol What would you get?