Hi! Hi flist hi, I love you!

[coffeebuddha]

I feel like I've been neglecting you guys, so I come bearing things to hopefully put smiles on your faces. First, there are a couple tiny fics I wrote on twitter last night, one Supernatual and one Inception.

Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural

"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."

"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"

"It's not that. But..."

"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"

"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."

"Have what?"

"..."

"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."

"The Impala doesn't have fingers."

"...fingers."

"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."

"...FINGERS."

"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."

The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception

"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."

"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."

"Crickets."

"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."

"I hate you."

"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."

"Hate. You."



I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.

Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.

Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.

In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D

Comments

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

HOLLYWOOD SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND HIRE ME ALREADY. ;)

I keep seeing previews for The Warrior and I swear to God my reaction couldn't be more extreme if it was actual porn of him flashing on my tv screen. (That's probably a lie, but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.)

Just keep repeating to yourself that he's legal if that whole pretending thing doesn't work out?

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

You know when that movie comes out, from what I've seen, there's gonna be incest. So much.

JB is legal. He's just...significantly younger than me.

Hmmm I feel like I need more happy things. I could download a fanmix. Hmm. Or I could veg out. Hmm.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

And that is why I plan to see the movie and then stay the hell away from the fandom. =/

Aaaaand now I feel really young. >.> Yay?

I will provide more gifs for your entertainment. Just give me a minute to upload some more that I haven't thrown at you already. :)

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

It's all good. Don't go out of your way. I just...had a weird weekend.

Yeah.

Jamie Bell is what? 20?

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

It's no trouble. I have way too much fun sorting through all my gifs. You're really doing me a favor by giving me an excuse. ;) If you ever need to talk/rant, my inbox is always open. &hearts

He's 25. Which is...still older than I am. Shit. Now I really feel young. I thought he was closer to my age than that.

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Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Channing Tatum shirtless is making my *LIFE*.

Also, the crotch worms are FREAKING ME OUT.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Sadly I only have two gifs of him. Happily they are both of him shirtless. Mmmm. Some men should just always be half naked.

I know! I always end up staring at that thing with a mixture of fascination and horror.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

AND BY THE WAY, STEP UP, WHY NO SHIRTLESS TATUM???? WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT? YOU STUCK UP OR SUMPIN?

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE WAS DANCING AND SWEATY AND THERE WERE ALL SORTS OF EXCUSES TO RIP THAT DAMN BAGGY SHIRT OFF. :|

I AM DISAPPOINT IN YOU, TPPB. VERY DISAPPOINT.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

WE CANNOT RECOMMEND A MOVIE SOLELY ON ONE SCENE IN WHICH HE EASILY PICKS UP A GIRL I AM SORRY. THERE MUST BE SHIRTLESSNESS. DO BETTER NEXT TIME.


tsk

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

*falls about laughing*

INDEED.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

NOW ONTO SHE'S THE MAN.

AND THAT CLIP OF HIM ALL STARRY-EYED OVER JAMIE BELL.


I saw this tiny little red-headed gay waiter/barback the other night at a gay club and he looked so angry at being at work and I kept thinking of him as Esca.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Those are both good things in my book. Seriously, I think I'm going to rewatch She's the Man tomorrow while I'm baking. I should have it on one of my external hard drives.

lol I approve of this wholeheartedly.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I felt bad for him, I mean, he looked pissed, and I was imagining him as someone else, but damn. DAMN. All skinny but hot, and shirtless, but in their suspenders/booty shorts outfit....It was nice.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

lol I've had enough shitty work days to sympathize, but DAMN sounds about right.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

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Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaawwwwwww!

Wait! He's 25!??

Oh, then I am not that much older than him. I can perv away!



I am going to taunt my brother with Tom Hardy pics!

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Dude's totally 25! :D I'm happy that wikipedia and I could help.

Yay! Have fun with that!

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

hahaha

I should share stuff with the world tomorrow. I don't know what to share though. Hmmm. Hmmm.

I did bookmark a Channing Tatum tumblr somewhere. ...somewhere.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Sharing makes me smile. :) See? It probably sounds trite to say, but making other people happy just always makes my day.

Ooo, that sounds like a tumblr I would enjoy. :)

Have a couple other awesome tumblrs.

http://fuckyeahtomhardy.tumblr.com/
http://meninglasses.tumblr.com/

Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Though it's been sometime since we've spent any time together.

Men in glasses, yay!!!!!


Though I was thinking of doing a hot men with hotter accessories picspam some time soon.

Glasses, holsters, guns, books, tattoos. You know.

Re: Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

There is talk of shoe biting on the front page. I would say that now is the perfect time to get reacquainted.

Oh, please do? Seriously, you would just about make my month. I'm not above begging. :3

Re: Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

haha

Well the problem is my pics are not *at all* organized. So....yeah. It would take some time.

OOH, also skirts should be in there too. Yes.

Re: Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

lol Take as much time as you need. ;)

Mmm, skirts. I have a pic of MGG in a skirt that I could contribute!

MGG in a skirt? Bring it.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

plz.