Perfectly Imperfect

99.999999% of what I post to this journal is public, so I have no problem if you want to friend me. I'll probably even add you back as long as you let me know how you know me. That said, there are a couple of people on here who know me in real life. If you're one of them, please be discreet and don't post anything containing my personal information.

Mom? If you ever stumble across this blog, do yourself a favor and hit the back button. Please.

I have a tumblr now. It'll probably be used mostly for posting random snippets of fic and reblogging whatever shiny thing happens to catch my eye. I'd love suggestions on people/things people I would enjoy following and let me know your personal tumblrs so I can follow. :)

One of my friends who works at a book store is reading 50 Shades of Grey because people keep asking her about it. She and another of our friends came over today and we were reading parts aloud, laughing, and tying it back to Twilight, and now I have a question that somehow came up in the course of our conversation.

Has anyone written a fic where Edward was dying of syphilis and the reason he really didn't want to have sex with Bella is because even though he's a vampire now, he's still a carrier? And the syphilis is the reason Bella's pregnancy was so fucked up?

Does that exist? Because I would read that.

Title: here to be swallowed up
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Nick Fury, Natasha Romanoff
Word Count: 2729
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Bruce falls in love with Darcy in bits and pieces.


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CHRIS EVANS.



I WANT TO PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR TINY WAIST AND BITE YOUR VERY BROAD SHOULDERS.

THAT IS ALL.

Life is screwy and depressing, my computers are screwy and depressing and dropping like flies, and I'm addicted to writing Darcy/Bruce fic.

Going through Aaron/Wendell commentfic stuff and trying to get it to a point where I can post it. (Because I love rispa and want her to have nice things, even if I occasionally drop off the face of the earth for long stretches and am a bad friend.)

Speaking of rispa, she cleaned up and posted a Clint/Phil fic that we commentficced a while back. I meant to say something when she did it, but then I didn't. Because I fail like that. Info and links!
Title: Save the Kitten, Save the World
Author: rispacooper, coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Word Count: 5884
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Clint on Coulson's doorstep on a rainy night.

My head hurts and I have no idea where I'm going with this post. I guess I'm just popping in to say I'm alive?

Title: Things That Shine
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, background Jane Foster/Thor, background Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, background Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, past Betty Ross/Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Betty Ross, Hulk
Word Count: 26,585 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song. I kept forgetting to post new parts of this to LJ, so I'm bundling the last eleven chapters into three posts to keep the flist spamming to a minimum. :)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Parts Five through Nine


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