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coffeebuddhaI feel like I've been neglecting you guys, so I come bearing things to hopefully put smiles on your faces. First, there are a couple tiny fics I wrote on twitter last night, one Supernatual and one Inception.
Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural
"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."
"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"
"It's not that. But..."
"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"
"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."
"Have what?"
"..."
"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."
"The Impala doesn't have fingers."
"...fingers."
"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."
"...FINGERS."
"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."
The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception
"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."
"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."
"Crickets."
"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."
"I hate you."
"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."
"Hate. You."
I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.
Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.
Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.
In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D
Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural
"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."
"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"
"It's not that. But..."
"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"
"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."
"Have what?"
"..."
"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."
"The Impala doesn't have fingers."
"...fingers."
"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."
"...FINGERS."
"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."
The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception
"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."
"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."
"Crickets."
"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."
"I hate you."
"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."
"Hate. You."
I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.
Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.
Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.
In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D
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Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 06:58 pm (UTC)What the fuck?
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:02 pm (UTC)Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:05 pm (UTC)GODDAMN YOU, BEIBER!
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:09 pm (UTC)Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:09 pm (UTC)Oy vey.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:14 pm (UTC)Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:15 pm (UTC)Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:17 pm (UTC)Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:18 pm (UTC)can't even.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:22 pm (UTC)It's just an awfully permanent thing to get when you're that young. I'd rather wait a few years and be certain it's what I really want than get one right away. If it's important enough to ink it into your skin, then it's going to be important down the line. But then I very much believe that tattoos should mean something and not be a spur of the moment kind of thing.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:23 pm (UTC)Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:26 pm (UTC)It makes me sad that someone like that can get tattoos, but my metal allergy means I'll probably never be able to.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:30 pm (UTC)I promised my brother once I'd get ink when I got published, but that costs money. Also, I've never had a real paper book, so I can pretend for a while longer.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:35 pm (UTC)lol What would you get?
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:37 pm (UTC)Sorry about the awkward link. I am too lazy to upload to photobucket today.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:42 pm (UTC)Wonder Woman's chestplate would make for a good, fairly simple tattoo and that bunny getup is awesome.
Awkward links are fine. :)
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:44 pm (UTC)FLCL on the other hand, was awesomely weird and I loved it. Should you ever find it and feel curious, it's about a teenage boy coming of age. Rock and roll and aliens and hormones are involved, and unlike most anime, it is only like 6 episodes long. It's like a miniseries.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:46 pm (UTC)That sounds amazing. I'll definitely give it a chance if I ever come across it.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 07:48 pm (UTC)Haruko is like this sexy alien temptress/weirdo/older sister/mother figure for the little boy. It was just as complicated as real adolescence, if with space battles and guitars and stuff. Ah well.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 08:12 pm (UTC)That. Sounds. Awesome.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 08:20 pm (UTC)hahaha I cannot pimp FLCL enough, strange though it was. Now I just need Dlasta to watch Cowboy Bebop.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 08:40 pm (UTC)Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants
Date: 2011-08-16 08:44 pm (UTC)I like anime with a beginning, a middle, and an end. None of that, years and years of rambling crap, thankyouverymuch.
Bebop is about looking cool the way Trigun is about being crazy and weird religious imagery and space cowboys.