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coffeebuddhaI feel like I've been neglecting you guys, so I come bearing things to hopefully put smiles on your faces. First, there are a couple tiny fics I wrote on twitter last night, one Supernatual and one Inception.
Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural
"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."
"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"
"It's not that. But..."
"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"
"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."
"Have what?"
"..."
"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."
"The Impala doesn't have fingers."
"...fingers."
"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."
"...FINGERS."
"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."
The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception
"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."
"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."
"Crickets."
"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."
"I hate you."
"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."
"Hate. You."
I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.
Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.
Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.
In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D
Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural
"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."
"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"
"It's not that. But..."
"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"
"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."
"Have what?"
"..."
"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."
"The Impala doesn't have fingers."
"...fingers."
"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."
"...FINGERS."
"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."
The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception
"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."
"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."
"Crickets."
"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."
"I hate you."
"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."
"Hate. You."
I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.
Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.
Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.
In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D
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Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'
Date: 2011-08-16 03:30 am (UTC)Wait! He's 25!??
Oh, then I am not that much older than him. I can perv away!
I am going to taunt my brother with Tom Hardy pics!
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'
Date: 2011-08-16 03:32 am (UTC)Yay! Have fun with that!
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'
Date: 2011-08-16 03:34 am (UTC)I should share stuff with the world tomorrow. I don't know what to share though. Hmmm. Hmmm.
I did bookmark a Channing Tatum tumblr somewhere. ...somewhere.
Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants&
Date: 2011-08-16 03:38 am (UTC)Ooo, that sounds like a tumblr I would enjoy. :)
Have a couple other awesome tumblrs.
http://fuckyeahtomhardy.tumblr.com/
http://meninglasses.tumblr.com/
Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:40 am (UTC)Men in glasses, yay!!!!!
Though I was thinking of doing a hot men with hotter accessories picspam some time soon.
Glasses, holsters, guns, books, tattoos. You know.
Re: Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:42 am (UTC)Oh, please do? Seriously, you would just about make my month. I'm not above begging. :3
Re: Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:44 am (UTC)Well the problem is my pics are not *at all* organized. So....yeah. It would take some time.
OOH, also skirts should be in there too. Yes.
Re: Oh THardy's tumblr and I know each other.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:46 am (UTC)Mmm, skirts. I have a pic of MGG in a skirt that I could contribute!
MGG in a skirt? Bring it.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:48 am (UTC)Re: MGG in a skirt? Bring it.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:50 am (UTC)Re: MGG in a skirt? Bring it.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:51 am (UTC)MOAR.
Re: MGG in a skirt? Bring it.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:54 am (UTC)And here's the fic if you're interested: http://coffeebuddha.livejournal.com/51988.html
If you do read it, steer clear of the sequel for now. It not completed and probably won't be for a while.
Re: MGG in a skirt? Bring it.
Date: 2011-08-16 03:58 am (UTC)I am a nerd.
You know, if that pic was ever real, it was photoshopped to hell anyway. :(
Re: MGG in a skirt? Bring it.
Date: 2011-08-16 04:00 am (UTC)Pffft, being a nerd is awesome. :)
Yeah, but I'm willing to tilt my head, squint, and pretend.