Perfectly Imperfect

Title: the poem which i do not write
Author: coffeebuddha and rispacooper
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Word Count: 1134
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Contains: allusions to prior unsafe D/s practices
Prompt: "Derek teaches Spencer how to dominate him." Prompted here at morgan_reidkink.
Summary: When it starts, it's just about the sex.
Notes: I accidentally filled my own prompt and it's entirely rispacooper's fault. Several lines in the fic are blatantly stolen from her, so she is forever damned as my co-author. The poems quoted are "xvii" by ee cummings, Catullus 85, and "Under the Harvest Moon" by Carl Sandburg. Title taken from "xvii" by ee cummings.

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The Round 1 post for The Morgan/Reid Kink and Prompt Meme is officially up and open for business over at morgan_reidkink! Despite what the comm name may suggest, the prompts can be as gen or kinky as you want. IP tracking is turned off and anon posting is enabled. Please familiarize yourself with the community rules listed at the beginning of the post before commenting so that we can keep this as happy of an experience for everyone as possible.

Is that all? I think that's all, so...

1. I'm so tired. I love my job, but nearly nine hours where I only sit down once is kind of exhausting. On the plus side, bosslady said that once they've trained me more on baking, she might start having me come in on Mondays--we're closed Sunday and Monday--to do some of the baking stuff for the next day. Rachel--who does 95% of the baking--and I are both super okay with this plan.

2. I made gluten free banana muffins from scratch. They are delicious, but a good example of why you shouldn't let your bananas get too ripe when you're baking with them, because there's the slightest bitter aftertaste to them. Sadness.

3. I got my hair cut. Walked in and told my hair person I didn't care what she did, I just wanted it different. That was apparently a good decision. I'm probably going to go in and splurge to get my hair professionally colored (which I've never done before) now that I have my first paycheck and I'm probably going to give Meredith free range on that too.

4. I'm never going to stop thinking that there needs to be a mandatory size for cupcakes on Cupcake Wars, because it always feels like cheating when they have people on there who make the mini cupcakes. How is that fair? They don't have to make as much batter or frosting, so they automatically have an advantage. Boo on that.

5. rispacooper, dlasta, and I need someone to write us a Cougar/Jensen/Garcia Criminal Minds/Losers fic. I'm tempted to try to write it myself, but I can barely work up any energy to work on the fics I'm already committed to writing. Who wants to be my hero?

1. The last few days' radio silence has been brought to you by a sudden, violent flare up of my social anxiety. That bitch hits like Chuck Norris with none of the beardy charm. I've managed to get to the point where I'm not having a panic attack at the thought of answering emails or posting an entry, but don't be surprised if I'm still not answering comments for another day or two. (black_sluggard, you have the Daily Drabble prompts, so let me know what you want. I do still plan on filling the last few comment fic requests from a week ago, so keep that in mind when you make your request.)

2. Have I mentioned lately that you guys rock my socks off? Seriously, words cannot express how touched and honored I feel to be around the awesomeness of you. I don't know who the guilty parties are, but at least two of you--I assume, since there are two fandoms involved--nominated Lay You Down Like A Throw Rug for best Ryan/Esposito fic over at Castle Fan Fic Awards and something that hasn't been disclosed yet for the Criminal Minds Favorite Fanfics, which is taking the place of cmfanficawards this year. Voting closes for the Castle Fan Fic Awards on March 23rd and opens for the Criminal Minds Favorite Fanfics sometime after the 20th. I'm not going to lie and say I wouldn't be thrilled if you guys voted for me, but I already have a wonderful 'What did I do to deserve you guys?' feeling just from being nominated. ♥

3. I'm almost through my first week of doing Power 90 and I am sore in the best possible way. Woo, I can totally do this! (That power yoga is a bitch, though. I'm getting it, but it's not pretty by any means...)

4. I'm getting so excited about how soon Avengers is coming out. I'm totally planning on going to the midnight premiere; I've already arranged for at least a couple people to go with me to scrape me off the floor when I inevitably succumb to All The Feelings.



ALSDFJSLDFALSDFJLASKFJ As I was writing this, a preview for the movie came on! SO. MANY. FEELINGS! :D

Title: Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Rossi
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Aaron Hotchner/Wendell Bray, David Rossi/OFC
Word Count: 474
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: It's all fun and games until Rossi starts hitting on people's moms.
Notes: An even crackier installment in rispacooper's and my already cracky Wendell/Aaron AU.


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Title: Hit Me Like the Sky Fell on Me
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Aaron Hotchner/Wendell Bray, Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia, Emily Prentiss, JJ
Word Count: 1814
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Aaron knows exactly the kind of draw Wendell has on people.
Notes: rispacooper and I have been obsessing over Wendell/Aaron for a while, so everyone else must suffer enjoy them with us. Title taken from The Wanted's 'Glad You Came'.


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1. Thank you to rispacooper, edom56, grumpybiscuit, kaitlia777, wingstarvegeta, lizibabes, black_sluggard, and an anon for the very sparkly hearts blinging up my profile! And thank you to zilentdreamer for my puppy, which is beyond adorable. :D You guys are all totally Beaches.

2. I'm trying to decide if it's worth it to reupgrade my account to a paid account now that my year's expired. The two things I liked about it the most were the ability to edit comments and being able to track individual threads on posts, and one of those things is now available for free. I guess I have time to decide that LJ claims it'll keep my paid account settings saved for over 300 days.

3. So, last night, despite my never watching Bones, rispacooper and I decided the best crossover pairing in the world would be Wendell/Hotch. And then rispa wrote it! Everyone should go read it! I mean, unless you don't like being happy. I'm not saying that a kitten will die every time someone passes over this fic, but you have no way of proving that doesn't happen.

And now I owe her a Wendell/Hotch manny!AU. No regrets. :D

4. The Castle always-a-girl!Ryan/Esposito noir AU I'm working on for the latest Daily Drabble is taking way longer than it should, but is also kind of trying to eat my brain. I kind of want to write ALL THE WORDS for it, which is a problem since I have no actual idea where it's going. Oops?

5. How about some pretty for our mornings?

So it's possible this has been covered and I just completely missed it, but are the CM fanfic awards not happening this year? I'm hesitant to ask somewhere like criminalxminds, because I don't want to step on any toes or anything and I feel like it sounds like I'm asking just because I want to be nominated or win something again, but I found so many good stories last year that I would have completely missed without the awards that I'd hate to see them not happen. Anyone know what's going on with that?

Title: Date Night
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRE
Characters/Pairings: Spencer Reid/Derek Morgan
Word Count: 285
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: evilyn_1007 requested "morgan/reid on a date night away from the kids."


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