Perfectly Imperfect

Title: Hit Me Like the Sky Fell on Me
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Aaron Hotchner/Wendell Bray, Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia, Emily Prentiss, JJ
Word Count: 1814
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Aaron knows exactly the kind of draw Wendell has on people.
Notes: rispacooper and I have been obsessing over Wendell/Aaron for a while, so everyone else must suffer enjoy them with us. Title taken from The Wanted's 'Glad You Came'.


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Title: The Way You Lie
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRT (rating is subject to change)
Characters/Pairings: Spencer Reid/Ethan, Spencer Reid/Derek Morgan, eventual appearances by entire team
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 2587
Summary:  Spencer's angry, Ethan's in town, Derek's jealous, and nobody's telling the complete truth about anything.
Note: This is the sequel to Hot Like Mexico. Ethan and Spencer's back story for this fic can be found in Fall Apart. Hey look, it's that fic I didn't completely forget about! :D

Part One / Part Two / Part Three

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Title: Don't Even Take This Bet
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Garcia/Kevin Lynch, onesided Hotch/Garcia
Word Count: 455
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: "Hotch and Garcia aren't together (*yet* - cuz she's still with Kevin) and I'd like to see Hotch realize that he's jealous of Lynch." Requested by theslashbunny.

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Title: Wash the Echoes Out
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid, Diana Reid, Aaron Hotchner, Penelope Garcia, Ashley Seaver, Fran Morgan, Clooney
Word Count: 6620
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Contains: Mental illness, implied character death, AUishness, mentions of drug use.
Summary: Spencer's life is about as perfect as anything he could have asked for, so why does he feel like it's about to crack apart around the edges?
Notes: The title is taken from the lyrics of Florence and the Machine's Drumming Song. The poem Spencer quotes is Joyce Mansour's 'I want to sleep with you'. While I did do some research on the subject, I make no claims that this is a completely accurate portrayal of mental illness.
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Title: Love is Spelled L-O-L
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRE
Characters/Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 767
Summary: Garcia and Hotch communicate in lolcats.
Notes: Written for the crimeland Valentine's Day challenge for kaaatie's recipient. Total crack!fic, guys.( Read more... )

 

Title: Tech Support
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 330
Summary: Hotch helps Garcia build him a new computer.
Notes: Written for the crimeland Valentine's Day challenge for kaaatie's recipient. Total crack!fic, guys.( Read more... )

Title: Winging It
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRE
Characters/Pairing: Hotch/Garcia
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 432
Summary: Hotch shows Garcia a whole new world.
Notes: Written for the crimeland Valentine's Day challenge for kaaatie's recipient. Total crack!fic, guys.( Read more... )

 

Title: Hero Worship
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRE
Characters/Pairing: Derek Morgan, Penelope Garcia, Spencer Reid, implied Spencer/Derek
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 442
Prompt: "Reid doesn't like Derek's beard." requested by tafidadarling.
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Title: The Way You Lie
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRT (rating is subject to change)
Characters/Pairings: Spencer Reid/Ethan, Spencer Reid/Derek Morgan, eventual appearances by entire team
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary:  Spencer's angry, Ethan's in town, Derek's jealous, and nobody's telling the complete truth about anything.
Note: This is the sequel to Hot Like Mexico. Ethan and Spencer's back story for this fic can be found in Fall Apart. Huge thanks go out to luredin for betaing for me, and topetine , who has yet to tell me to shut up when I'm filling her inbox with my crazy ideas.
Part One / Part Two
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