Hi! Hi flist hi, I love you!

[coffeebuddha]

I feel like I've been neglecting you guys, so I come bearing things to hopefully put smiles on your faces. First, there are a couple tiny fics I wrote on twitter last night, one Supernatual and one Inception.

Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural

"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."

"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"

"It's not that. But..."

"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"

"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."

"Have what?"

"..."

"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."

"The Impala doesn't have fingers."

"...fingers."

"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."

"...FINGERS."

"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."

The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception

"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."

"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."

"Crickets."

"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."

"I hate you."

"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."

"Hate. You."



I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.

Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.

Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.

In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D

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[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

&hearts If you need sunshine and lollipops, I'm more than happy to provide.

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THardy and JFL's faces are my personal prozac. :D

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

There's an actual sex shop in MN called The Smitten Kitten! Sorry. Just found that out and have to share.



TOM HARDY IS WELCOME TO COME OVER AND WORK ON MY CAR.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

That. Is. AWESOME. You are welcome and encouraged to share things like that with me. :D

I KNOW, RIGHT? ESPECIALLY IF HE BRINGS THE TOOTHPICK. ALTHOUGH I WOULD BE WILLING TO PROVIDE ONE IF HE FORGOT. I'D BE MORE THAN WILLING.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tom Hardy! You and the back of Channing Tatum's neck get me through this day!

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

I kind of really want a movie where THardy and Channing play brothers, only I know that would probably lead to a lot of incest and incest triggers me like a mofo. So Jamie Bell and JGL should be in the movie too. It should be called something like 'Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants'. And it would be GLORIOUS.

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ETA: Just watched Thursday's Suits while I was rolling gnocchi? OMG, LOUIS IS SO TOTALLY LASSIE. ♥____&hearts

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[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I WOULD WATCH THAT.

Aw, Tom Hardy was in my Vanity Fair, and it made me feel better, though it was a small, not great pic.

I am really perving on Jamie Bell lately. It still feels wrong. I will just pretend Billy Elliot doesn't exist.

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[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

HOLLYWOOD SHOULD JUST GO AHEAD AND HIRE ME ALREADY. ;)

I keep seeing previews for The Warrior and I swear to God my reaction couldn't be more extreme if it was actual porn of him flashing on my tv screen. (That's probably a lie, but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.)

Just keep repeating to yourself that he's legal if that whole pretending thing doesn't work out?

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[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

You know when that movie comes out, from what I've seen, there's gonna be incest. So much.

JB is legal. He's just...significantly younger than me.

Hmmm I feel like I need more happy things. I could download a fanmix. Hmm. Or I could veg out. Hmm.

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[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

And that is why I plan to see the movie and then stay the hell away from the fandom. =/

Aaaaand now I feel really young. >.> Yay?

I will provide more gifs for your entertainment. Just give me a minute to upload some more that I haven't thrown at you already. :)

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[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

It's all good. Don't go out of your way. I just...had a weird weekend.

Yeah.

Jamie Bell is what? 20?

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[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

It's no trouble. I have way too much fun sorting through all my gifs. You're really doing me a favor by giving me an excuse. ;) If you ever need to talk/rant, my inbox is always open. &hearts

He's 25. Which is...still older than I am. Shit. Now I really feel young. I thought he was closer to my age than that.

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[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Channing Tatum shirtless is making my *LIFE*.

Also, the crotch worms are FREAKING ME OUT.

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[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Sadly I only have two gifs of him. Happily they are both of him shirtless. Mmmm. Some men should just always be half naked.

I know! I always end up staring at that thing with a mixture of fascination and horror.

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[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

AND BY THE WAY, STEP UP, WHY NO SHIRTLESS TATUM???? WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT? YOU STUCK UP OR SUMPIN?

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And...

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[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaawwwwwww!

Wait! He's 25!??

Oh, then I am not that much older than him. I can perv away!



I am going to taunt my brother with Tom Hardy pics!

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[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Dude's totally 25! :D I'm happy that wikipedia and I could help.

Yay! Have fun with that!

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

LOUIS IS SOOOOOO LASSITER.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

HE IS! ALL HE WANTS IS RESPECT AND LOVE, BUT HE'S TOO FILLED WITH INSECURITY TO BELIEVE ANYONE COULD GIVE IT TO HIM. :(

DUDE NEEDS A HUG SOMETHING FIERCE.

(Also, how freaking adorable was his scene with Donna? What happened in 1997, Louis? What happened?)

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Something humiliating. So Harvey can never know. But Donna does. I bet she has video.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Donna always has video. Always. Suddenly my throw away comment about her having her apartment bugged feels a lot more like canon.

I seriously have such a girl crush on that woman. I'd jump the fence for her and her snarky ways in a second.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I hope the show doesn't ruin her. USA...don't fail us now.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers and prays*

I would legit cry if that happened. LJ would be flooded by my tears. :(

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I am loving Suits, but I am not getting my hopes up. They've broken my heart before.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

I'm trying not to, but I don't think I've been burned enough to have really learned my lesson yet.