I'm not dead!
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coffeebuddha1. My internet has been out/so-slow-nothing-would-load for the last few days. It looks like it might finally be up and running at full steam again, but I'm hesitant to get my hopes up. Fingers crossed, guys! I'll try to get caught up on comments and post a couple of fics tonight, provided things stay as good as they have been.
2. Thank you so much to everyone who voted for me at the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
ryanandesposito ficathon. My cracky interior design AU took first place and that's all because of you crazy, wonderful people. Seriously, guys, how are you so awesome to me? ♥
3. The more I watch Suits, the more I adore Donna and wish Rachel would just sort of...go away. Also, I can't even remember the name of Mike's little not girlfriend who was dating Trevor. That's how little I care about her. Jessica kicks ass though. So basically the half of the female cast I'm probably supposed to be intrigued the most by because they're the 'love interests' is the half I don't give a rat's ass about. The other half I love--seriously, my girl crush on Donna is beyond words at this point--and I can't help but feel that says something about USA's treatment of female characters on their shows. I might write up a post about that later once I've had more time to ponder over it.
4. So, everyone's seen the video of JGL jumping around naked in his shower and being adorable while ironing his clothes, right? Right? If not, go watch it here. No, really. Pretty much anything else can wait.
2. Thank you so much to everyone who voted for me at the
ryanandesposito ficathon. My cracky interior design AU took first place and that's all because of you crazy, wonderful people. Seriously, guys, how are you so awesome to me? ♥3. The more I watch Suits, the more I adore Donna and wish Rachel would just sort of...go away. Also, I can't even remember the name of Mike's little not girlfriend who was dating Trevor. That's how little I care about her. Jessica kicks ass though. So basically the half of the female cast I'm probably supposed to be intrigued the most by because they're the 'love interests' is the half I don't give a rat's ass about. The other half I love--seriously, my girl crush on Donna is beyond words at this point--and I can't help but feel that says something about USA's treatment of female characters on their shows. I might write up a post about that later once I've had more time to ponder over it.
4. So, everyone's seen the video of JGL jumping around naked in his shower and being adorable while ironing his clothes, right? Right? If not, go watch it here. No, really. Pretty much anything else can wait.
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Date: 2011-09-02 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-09-02 11:59 pm (UTC)but um...there's a hot, hot, hot (hotter hottest) DC Tim/Dick cop fetish kink fic that was recced at Crack_van the other day that's worth a read.
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-03 12:03 am (UTC)I didn't care for the sequel as much, but a lot of people loved it.
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:13 am (UTC)I almost want to start doing tupperware parties, only with porn instead of tupperware. Gotta keep sharing the love, right?
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:14 am (UTC)though everyone reading would make it a very quiet party.
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:17 am (UTC)Well, I'd assume there'd be a discussion and read aloud section. Unless everyone was too shy for that. That would suck.
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:18 am (UTC)Honestly, it's so weird.
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:21 am (UTC)That would be the cutest title for an orgy EVER.
Never been to one, but according to both Margaret Cho and Russell Brand, orgy food is sad to behold. Cheap, paper plates, that sort of thing, making you feel all around awful for everyone there.
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-03 12:27 am (UTC)heh
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-03 12:30 am (UTC)It's so a thought I would have, it made me laugh. Like...way to ruin the fantasy with the depressing truth, self.
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Date: 2011-09-03 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-09-03 06:39 pm (UTC)I also think that if we're mixing food and sex, I'd be remiss to not set out at least a few bowls of things like whipped cream and ganache.
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Date: 2011-09-03 07:56 pm (UTC)Seriously, I've been to enough bad weddings/parties to know this.
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