I'm not dead!

[coffeebuddha]

1. My internet has been out/so-slow-nothing-would-load for the last few days. It looks like it might finally be up and running at full steam again, but I'm hesitant to get my hopes up. Fingers crossed, guys! I'll try to get caught up on comments and post a couple of fics tonight, provided things stay as good as they have been.

2. Thank you so much to everyone who voted for me at the ryanandesposito ficathon. My cracky interior design AU took first place and that's all because of you crazy, wonderful people. Seriously, guys, how are you so awesome to me? ♥

3. The more I watch Suits, the more I adore Donna and wish Rachel would just sort of...go away. Also, I can't even remember the name of Mike's little not girlfriend who was dating Trevor. That's how little I care about her. Jessica kicks ass though. So basically the half of the female cast I'm probably supposed to be intrigued the most by because they're the 'love interests' is the half I don't give a rat's ass about. The other half I love--seriously, my girl crush on Donna is beyond words at this point--and I can't help but feel that says something about USA's treatment of female characters on their shows. I might write up a post about that later once I've had more time to ponder over it.

4. So, everyone's seen the video of JGL jumping around naked in his shower and being adorable while ironing his clothes, right? Right? If not, go watch it here. No, really. Pretty much anything else can wait.

Comments

[roachstar.livejournal.com]

Hurrah! You're alive! *hugs* I wondered if something was wrong after I sent you a few messages and never heard back!

Is one of the fics a fic I'll be really excited about? :D

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

I am! *hugs*

It is. :D It took me about half an hour to convince this last post to actually post though, so fingers crossed I'll be able to get it up sometime this year. lol

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I hope you got a lot of work done without us all distracting you. :)

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Not as much as you'd think, but more than I've managed in the last couple of weeks, so that's good. :)

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

You didn't miss much. Mostly everyone was emailing stuff, not posting to LJ.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Good to know my internet at least picked a pretty good time to crap out on me.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Well I am sure you weren't the only one. :)

but um...there's a hot, hot, hot (hotter hottest) DC Tim/Dick cop fetish kink fic that was recced at Crack_van the other day that's worth a read.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Um, yes please? I'll have to go back and find that.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

http://iesika.livejournal.com/89621.html

I didn't care for the sequel as much, but a lot of people loved it.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *dances*

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I am happy to share porn.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

And I'm happy to receive it, so it's good all around.

I almost want to start doing tupperware parties, only with porn instead of tupperware. Gotta keep sharing the love, right?

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

better than an awkward pleasure party. ugh.

though everyone reading would make it a very quiet party.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Awkward pleasure party? Do I want to know? =/

Well, I'd assume there'd be a discussion and read aloud section. Unless everyone was too shy for that. That would suck.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Pleasure party, like for tupperware, but with mid-level quality sex toys and things. A bachelorette party/bored suburban women thing to go.

Honestly, it's so weird.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Oh, those. NGL, I was thinking it was something a little more...hands on. IfyouknowwhatImean.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

hahaha

That would be the cutest title for an orgy EVER.

Never been to one, but according to both Margaret Cho and Russell Brand, orgy food is sad to behold. Cheap, paper plates, that sort of thing, making you feel all around awful for everyone there.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

lol Dude, clearly orgies are one market Martha Stewart needs to sink her claws into. She'd do you up right with a tasteful butt plug centerpiece made out of pine cones and ice cubes shaped like vaginas.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I'd imagine it's one of those things like...there's Hollywood (that episode of the CSI with the "block party"/Eyes Wide Shut) and then there's reality (sad food on paper plates).

heh

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

But it wouldn't be all that hard to make an effort. I mean, if you're inviting people over to fuck, the least you could do is spring for the nice fruit platter.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Well Russell Brand got all sad when he realized the orgy hostess *had* sprung for like...the fancy paper plates.

It's so a thought I would have, it made me laugh. Like...way to ruin the fantasy with the depressing truth, self.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

lol Wow. How big was the orgy that loading a dishwasher afterward would have been too much effort? Maybe it's my southern upbringing, but I'd break out my nicer plates for my orgy. It just seems like good manners.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I don't even remember, I only glanced through his booky wook, so I don't know. But yeah, it's too much reality in that Chinette. haha

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

All I know is that if I ever throw an orgy or am tapped to plan one, there will not be a paper plate in sight. Also, there will be more tasty, homemade food than you can shake a dick at. But nothing too heavy. I can't imagine you'd want anything like chili before an orgy.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

No beans at all, really. Something light and refreshing.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Melon balls.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Maybe a salad?

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

With a really light, kind of creamy and tangy dressing? Mmm. Now I'm sifting through my cookbooks and recipes, putting together a menu for an orgy I'm 99.999% likely to never have.

I also think that if we're mixing food and sex, I'd be remiss to not set out at least a few bowls of things like whipped cream and ganache.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

This is why I can't do orgies. I'd be all like, oooh! Chocolate fountain! Oh wait...ew. haha

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

lol Well, there has to be some way to be hygienic about it, right? No double dipping or dicks in the dip.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

No double dipping! Or your ass will get kicked out!

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Is it weird if I have no real desire to participate in an orgy, but I would love to be the Martha Stewart of them?

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Everything should be well planned and organized and tasteful, even orgies.

Seriously, I've been to enough bad weddings/parties to know this.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Exactly. And you don't even need to have a big budget to make an event nice. It drives me crazy when people try to use that as an excuse.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

So true. Though I will say that tiny budgets do tend to add stress to party throwers.

[roachstar.livejournal.com]

Did you see the rest of the hotter than hot pics of Seamus & Jon in their uniforms? http://nicegirlstv.com/2011/08/31/castle-season-premiere-photos-featuring-stana-katic-nathan-fillion/

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't. Sadly my internet's too slow to load them right now. :(

[roachstar.livejournal.com]

:( I'll remind you again later! *hugs*

[the-beanster.livejournal.com]

Ugh, unfortunately I agree with you about Rachel and Jenny (I think that's her name). The worst is that I liked them before the whole love triangle thing happened (and not bc they 'interfere' with my ship or anything like that) and I wish I could still like them. They had so much potential.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

2. Wait, I missed this! Yay, you won!

3. Mike has some seriously blah taste in women. I do love how they put Rachel on the spot in the last ep. It doesn't make me like her more but the show is better for it.

Until the season is done I will worry about Donna. She's awesome but I don't want them to make her too 'special' to be human. She should be allowed to be real. (See how this is done wrong-->NCIS's Abby.)

4. JGL is precious no matter what he does. Really.