Daily Drabble 38

[coffeebuddha]

Title: Cherry Flavored Hell
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean Winchester/Castiel
Word Count: 575
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: "Cas is fallen (either from Season Five or an AU or future 'verse), and it's up to Dean to teach him something about being human that he's having trouble getting on his own." Requested by laurie_ky.

 

 

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"You're going to choke if you try to shove it all in your mouth at once like that."

Sam knows he doesn't exactly have what most people would consider to be 'good luck', but he's fairly sure he's officially hit rock bottom when he pauses outside the motel room door to fish the key out of his pocket and hears a low moan. A low, male moan. It should probably bother him more that he knows his own brother's sex noises well enough to know that it isn't Dean, but that takes a back seat to the slow spread of horror in his chest when he hears a very familiar, very angelic voice growl out a muffled, "Like this, Dean?"

Holy shit.

Holy shit, Dean is so going back to hell. Dean's going back and Sam's apparently already there, because it's suddenly like he's flashing back to being fifteen after his first real growth spurt hit and he has no idea how to move his limbs in any sort of way that resembles walking. Or, preferably in this case, running.

Which means he's still frozen in front of the door and has no problem making out Dean's slightly breathless, "Slower, Cas. We're not in a rush. You can take as much time as you want. Enjoy it."

"The flavor is rather unexpected. Taste it, Dean, and tell me if it's right."

Oh God, Sam thinks frantically, finally managing to stumble back a step at the sound of fucking slurping and Dean saying, "Yeah, it's supposed to taste exactly like that," in a voice that sounds punched out and borderline wrecked.

Oh God. Oh God, oh God, oh God.

Sam's freshly washed laundry is spread all over cracked, dirty concrete and he thinks he might be having a heart attack, but he doesn't even care, because this cannot possibly be his life. If there's any justice in the world, then this is not his life.

"You've, uh, you've got some at the corner of your mouth."

"It's rather sticky, Dean. I don't see how you managed to do this without making a mess."

"Practice makes perfect, Cas." ​

"I would not be adverse to practicing again with you."

Sam chokes, because it's just so wrong to hear Cas sounding so earnest about something like this.

"Oh, you can count on that. You missed a spot. No, on the left side of your mouth. You can clean that off with your tongue or fingers. Maybe a sleeve, but I personally wouldn't want to waste any of it. Yeah, just like that. Napkins are for girls and Sam."

He hears a whimper, only distantly aware that it's coming from him, and finally manages to regain enough control of his body to snatch up his newly dirtied clothes and make a beeline for the Impala. It's not like it'll be the first time he's slept in it. ​

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Dean smiles as he watches Cas spear another piece of pie and carefully lick it off of the fork and into his mouth. Cas tilts his head minutely to the side and hums a low noise of approval.

"I believe I prefer this to the peach, Dean," Cas says, licking at the cherry filling that's still stubbornly clinging to the corner of his mouth.

Dean grins wider and lifts his own forkful of apple at him in a silent toast before popping the bite into his mouth with a happy moan of contentment.

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I'm pretty sure this isn't exactly what laurie_ky  was looking for when she wrote her prompt, but I needed something cracky and silly after tonight's episodes. If you're completely unhappy with it, just let me know and I'll take another stab at the prompt.

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YAY follow-up!!