Daily Drabble 38
May. 20th, 2011 11:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeebuddhaAuthor: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean Winchester/Castiel
Word Count: 575
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: "Cas is fallen (either from Season Five or an AU or future 'verse), and it's up to Dean to teach him something about being human that he's having trouble getting on his own." Requested by
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laurie_ky."You're going to choke if you try to shove it all in your mouth at once like that."
Sam knows he doesn't exactly have what most people would consider to be 'good luck', but he's fairly sure he's officially hit rock bottom when he pauses outside the motel room door to fish the key out of his pocket and hears a low moan. A low, male moan. It should probably bother him more that he knows his own brother's sex noises well enough to know that it isn't Dean, but that takes a back seat to the slow spread of horror in his chest when he hears a very familiar, very angelic voice growl out a muffled, "Like this, Dean?"
Holy shit.
Holy shit, Dean is so going back to hell. Dean's going back and Sam's apparently already there, because it's suddenly like he's flashing back to being fifteen after his first real growth spurt hit and he has no idea how to move his limbs in any sort of way that resembles walking. Or, preferably in this case, running.
Which means he's still frozen in front of the door and has no problem making out Dean's slightly breathless, "Slower, Cas. We're not in a rush. You can take as much time as you want. Enjoy it."
"The flavor is rather unexpected. Taste it, Dean, and tell me if it's right."
Oh God, Sam thinks frantically, finally managing to stumble back a step at the sound of fucking slurping and Dean saying, "Yeah, it's supposed to taste exactly like that," in a voice that sounds punched out and borderline wrecked.
Oh God. Oh God, oh God, oh God.
Sam's freshly washed laundry is spread all over cracked, dirty concrete and he thinks he might be having a heart attack, but he doesn't even care, because this cannot possibly be his life. If there's any justice in the world, then this is not his life.
"You've, uh, you've got some at the corner of your mouth."
"It's rather sticky, Dean. I don't see how you managed to do this without making a mess."
"Practice makes perfect, Cas."
"I would not be adverse to practicing again with you."
Sam chokes, because it's just so wrong to hear Cas sounding so earnest about something like this.
"Oh, you can count on that. You missed a spot. No, on the left side of your mouth. You can clean that off with your tongue or fingers. Maybe a sleeve, but I personally wouldn't want to waste any of it. Yeah, just like that. Napkins are for girls and Sam."
He hears a whimper, only distantly aware that it's coming from him, and finally manages to regain enough control of his body to snatch up his newly dirtied clothes and make a beeline for the Impala. It's not like it'll be the first time he's slept in it.
Dean smiles as he watches Cas spear another piece of pie and carefully lick it off of the fork and into his mouth. Cas tilts his head minutely to the side and hums a low noise of approval.
"I believe I prefer this to the peach, Dean," Cas says, licking at the cherry filling that's still stubbornly clinging to the corner of his mouth.
Dean grins wider and lifts his own forkful of apple at him in a silent toast before popping the bite into his mouth with a happy moan of contentment.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't exactly what
laurie_ky was looking for when she wrote her prompt, but I needed something cracky and silly after tonight's episodes. If you're completely unhappy with it, just let me know and I'll take another stab at the prompt.![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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Date: 2011-05-21 04:34 am (UTC)Posted before I read but read just now and I like this! Even though I'm not a Supernatural watcher, it's a great drabble (as always) :D
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Date: 2011-05-21 04:39 am (UTC)Thank you! Any idea what you want outside of something for R/E?
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Date: 2011-05-21 07:15 am (UTC)INSTEAD OF CALLING ME OUT ON MY CRAZY, YOU WERE ALL 'OMG, PIE AND SEX NOISES!'
YOU ARE CRAZY AND I LOVE YOUR CRAZY FACE, YOU CRAZY, CRAZY LADY.
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Date: 2011-05-21 06:14 pm (UTC)YOU ARE ALSO CRAZY AND I ALSO LOVE YOUR CRAZY FUCKING FACE, LADY <3 <3 <3
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Date: 2011-05-21 05:19 am (UTC)Silly.
I absolutely loved it. I was laughing out loud all through it, feeling Sam's horror and embarrassment, and hearing how earnest Cas was being, wanting to do 'it' right, and Dean teaching him to participate in one of Dean's favorite rituals. And the napkins and Sam comment was hysterical and so, so Dean.
I'm going to post a link on my lj.
Thank you so much, I'm really delighted with it.
Laurie
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Date: 2011-05-21 08:51 pm (UTC)In the end, it was either teaching him the art of eating pie or how to tie his shoes. Pie clearly won. Thank you so much!
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Date: 2011-05-21 06:54 pm (UTC)And I adore your sexy reader!
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Date: 2011-05-21 08:25 pm (UTC)Love that line. :-)
Lots of fun!
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Date: 2011-05-21 10:15 pm (UTC)Awesomely funny!
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Date: 2011-05-22 05:55 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-05-22 05:59 pm (UTC)gratuitously long comment is gratuitously long
Date: 2011-05-22 02:43 am (UTC)SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF SAM TRYING TO TALK TO DEAN ABOUT ~THE INCIDENT~ WITHOUT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT IT. HE'D BE ALL
DEAN, I HEARD WHAT YOU WERE DOING WITH CAS YESTERDAY. ISN'T IT WRONG TO DO ~THAT~ WITH AN ANGEL? I MEAN DEAN, HE'S AN ANGEL:\
AND DEAN WOULD BE ALL
AWWW, SAMMY! DON'T BE SO WEIRD. CAS LOVES IT, ESPECIALLY WITH CHERRIES *GRIN*
OR OR OR
DEAN COULD TRY TO TALK TO SAM ABOUT TEACHING CAS THE DELIGHTS OF PIE AND SAM WOULD BE ALL
GOD DEAN STOP TRYING TO TELL MY ABOUT YOUR FREAKY SEXPLOITS WITH CAS!!
THEN DEAN WOULD BE ALL
O.o DUDE YOU OKAY??
(idek i just love this so much lol)
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Date: 2011-05-22 06:06 pm (UTC)"I don't know, Dean...That seems like an excessive amount of whipped cream. Are you certain it's wise to spread it all over everything like that?"
"Trust me. It's not just wise, it's the best idea ever."
"I trust your judgment."
"You should. This is going to be amazing."
"OMG, stop defiling the angel, Dean! This is why we can't have nice things! Wait...what are you...what is this?"
"...pie?"
(Thank you so much! :D)
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Date: 2011-05-23 12:49 am (UTC)*SHIFTY EYES* UM.. UM.. SO CAS HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
SEX WITH DEAN OR PIE?
SAM/DEAN: O.O
I FIND ONE FILLED WITH A DELICIOUS FILLING. THE PIE IS GOOD, TOO *SMIRK*
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Date: 2011-05-26 04:04 am (UTC)Holy FRAK, woman! That was GENIUS! I would quote my favorite bits, but I would have to quote the whole damn thing! Sam... Oh Sam... That poor baby... OMD, this part: It should probably bother him more that he knows his own brother's sex noises well enough to know that it isn't Dean, but that takes a back seat to the slow spread of horror in his chest when he hears a very familiar, very angelic voice growl out a muffled, "Like this, Dean?" How traumatizing!! I can't imagine walking up to a hotel room door and hearing one of my siblings in what sounds like mid-coitus. *Shudders* But you managed to make it funny! Yay schadenfreude!!
And this: Holy shit, Dean is so going back to hell. Dean's going back and Sam's apparently already there, because it's suddenly like he's flashing back to being fifteen after his first real growth spurt hit and he has no idea how to move his limbs in any sort of way that resembles walking. Or, preferably in this case, running. In case you were wondering, laughing after a choking/coughing fit hurts, but I must be a masochist because that moment qualified as hurts-so-good. And oh do I remember hitting those growth spurts... That sucked. And then I ended up the tallest girl in my entire family, extended included. *sigh* Oh Sammy... I feel your pain.
And you know that Sam's mind wouldn't have immediately leapt to sex if Dean hadn't done something like this before. But, of course it's pie - the one other thing that Dean would use his sex voice for. *giggles* Oh Dean... And Cas is so cute! Taking it so seriously! \o/
I'm still laughing so hard that it's hard to breathe! This might be my new happy place. I'm not kidding. My face hurts from smiling so hard.
I'm going to have to show this to my mom once she watches enough SPN to meet Cas. She'll love it. She's already decided that Dean is my sister and I'm Sam. Well, if they'd gotten to lead semi-normal lives. You seriously write these two so perfectly. Okay, I'm going to stop fangirling, go refill my water, take a drink, STOP DRINKING, and THEN go read the other one.
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Date: 2011-05-28 04:06 pm (UTC)Sam is a Tortured Soul and so much of his Tortured Soulness has to do with the fact that he used to have to lock himself in the bathroom, run the water, and hum to block out the sounds of his brother's wet dreams. True facts. ;)
Thank you again, hun! &hearts
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Date: 2011-05-28 03:56 pm (UTC)Okay, for the record this is the second SPN fic of your that I've read. and I lovelovelove the way you write them. All of them. This is so cute and fun, and Sam is totally freaking out.
:D
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Date: 2011-05-28 04:06 pm (UTC)Love the icon, btw.
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Date: 2011-07-02 02:58 pm (UTC)And I really like the end, with Dean 'toasting' with pie. It's a very Dean thing to do. :)
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Date: 2011-07-05 01:36 am (UTC)