Perfectly Imperfect

Title: As Time Goes By
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Kevin Ryan/Javier Esposito
Word Count: 1503
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: In which Kevin drinks and Javier helps.
Notes: Written for the anon ficathon at ryanandesposito.

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Title: Sharp Dressed Man
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: Hard R/FRM
Characters/Pairing: Kevin Ryan/Javier Esposito
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 385
Summary: Kevin likes Javier in uniform, because he likes messing up the clean, pristine lines of it.
Notes: Uniform fic for starscythe. Because how could I not when there was this picture?

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"You're a horrible person," Javier manages to push out from between clenched teeth. His fingers skitter over loose swinging coats that offer no kind of support for his shaking legs. "Horrible, horri-Jesus Christ."

He can feel Kevin's amused hum, the curve of his grin against sensitive skin. It's mostly dark in the coat room, only a thin sliver of light shining under the closed door, but when he looks down he can just barely make out Kevin's face. His lips are red, swollen, shiny with a sheen of spit and precome; it's a sharp contrast to the clean, starched lines of his dress uniform, which Javier knows will somehow manage to magically retain its crispness even after being on his knees.

Kevin's tongue flickers out, sweeping over the head of Javier's cock where it's resting against his lower lip. "Yeah," he asks with an arched eyebrow before licking a broad stripe up the underside of his cock. Again, this time with more than a little smugness when Javier's breath comes out in a near whimper, "Yeah."

The buttons of Javier's jacket are undone--one dangles by barely more than a thread--his tie is askew, and Kevin's hands bunch up the fabric of his pants, ruining them with wrinkles, as he swallows him neatly down.

Kevin likes Javier in uniform, because he likes mussing up every pristine, carefully ironed inch of him, wrecking him physically just as easily as he wrecks him mentally, leaving nothing but a shaking mess where there had been military precision.

He's supposed to be giving the best man's speech in a few minutes and he knows without looking in a mirror that he looks completely debauched, falling apart at his crumpled seams.

Javier's hand hovers over Kevin's head, his fingertips just barely brushing his still perfectly coifed hair. It would be so easy to thread his fingers through the strands and get a little payback. Kevin looks up at him through impossibly long eyelashes, his mouth stretched and bruised, and Javier's hand falls back to his side.

"Yeah," he agrees as Kevin sucks harder, moves faster. His head smacks back against the wall with a thud the coats do little to muffle. "Horrible," he says again and doesn't even try to keep the hoarse awe out of his voice.



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Title: Someone To Share Papaya With
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRE
Characters/Pairing: Kevin Ryan/Javier Esposito, background implied Castle/Beckett
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 633
Summary: The one where Kevin and Javier are crime fighting lemurs in love.
Notes: starscythe awesomely bought me the apron of my dreams and her birthday is coming up, so I wrote her a story where Kevin and Javier are lemurs. (You know, as you do.) Thank you for being so lovely, hun! See the end notes if you're interested in exactly what kind of lemurs the guys are.
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Title: Lay You Down Like A Throw Rug
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairing: Kevin Ryan/Javier Esposito, Jenny
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 4686
Summary: In which Javier accidentally becomes an interior designer, Kevin is the homicide detective who's been quietly pining for him for ages, and everyone thinks swatch is a stupid word.
Notes: Written for the ryanandesposito ficathon.
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Title: To the Core
Author: coffeebuddha
Word Count: 100
Prompt: fist
Spoilers: none
Rating: R/FRM (It's not graphic or anything but...heed the warning, guys.)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Ryan/Esposito
Warning: Fisting. Look at the prompt! I cannot possibly be the only person who jumped to that!
Summary: Kevin's beautiful.
Author's Note: Written for castle100. Sometimes I feel like I'm the reason the Castle fandom can't have nice things. This is one of those times.

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1. I'm about 3000 words into writing a completely ridiculous Inception AU. WTF. How is this my life?

2. I spent most of my day curled up in bed with a migraine that just would not quit. I hate my body. Is it too late to get a refund or trade it in for a new one?

3. starscythe is full of awesome and win. She made me a photo manip of Kevin as a cowboy, because she knows how much I enjoy dressing him up like one in my fics.
( Cut, because it's not exactly safe for work. )

4. It's been slow going on my charity fics and I feel absolutely horrible about that, but two of them are over the halfway mark, so hopefully my brain will stop rebelling and let me finish them. Right now, it grinds to a halt every time I try to work on them and I end up with a bunch of crap that I end up deleting in a pique of hatred and dissatisfaction. :(

5. I'm sorry again about how touch and go I've been about responding to comments and getting in touch with people lately. My grandmother, who's been seriously, hospitalization levels of sick the last year, has reached the point where we're basically just waiting for the end, and the stress of the whole situation is making my social anxiety sky rocket to the point where half the time the thought of answering a comment makes me feel like I'm about to have a panic attack.

6. I need a picture of something cute and fluffy now. Here, let's all have a picture of something cute and fluffy.

Title: A Cold and Broken Hallelujah
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Javier Esposito/Kevin Ryan
Word Count: 1782
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: They don't talk about whatever it is they're doing. There are no promises, no plans.
Notes: I woke up this morning and decided I wanted to write some angst. AND SO I DID. Hopefully this marks an end to my recent battle with writer's block. Title taken from Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah.
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Title: Pies, Fries, and Frau Blücher
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Javier Esposito/Kevin Ryan, Jenny
Word Count: 927
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: "continue the French Girls verse -- since I'm pretty sure that everyone would love to see them finally kiss what happens next." Requested by theslashbunny.
Notes: Part of my French Girls verse. Follows Meek As I Am.
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Title: Meek As I Am
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Javier Esposito/Kevin Ryan
Word Count: 757
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: starscythe requested more of my French Girls verse. (That's right! It officially has a name and a tag. That's how you know I'm super serious about it.)
Notes: Follows Falling With Style.
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Title: Falling With Style
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Javier Esposito/Kevin Ryan, Jenny
Word Count: 660
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: "a continuation of the college AU" Requested by starscythe.
Notes: Immediately follows Foot In Mouth Disease, which takes place between Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls and Crime of Fashion.( Read more... )