Perfectly Imperfect

1. I'm about 3000 words into writing a completely ridiculous Inception AU. WTF. How is this my life?

2. I spent most of my day curled up in bed with a migraine that just would not quit. I hate my body. Is it too late to get a refund or trade it in for a new one?

3. starscythe is full of awesome and win. She made me a photo manip of Kevin as a cowboy, because she knows how much I enjoy dressing him up like one in my fics.
( Cut, because it's not exactly safe for work. )

4. It's been slow going on my charity fics and I feel absolutely horrible about that, but two of them are over the halfway mark, so hopefully my brain will stop rebelling and let me finish them. Right now, it grinds to a halt every time I try to work on them and I end up with a bunch of crap that I end up deleting in a pique of hatred and dissatisfaction. :(

5. I'm sorry again about how touch and go I've been about responding to comments and getting in touch with people lately. My grandmother, who's been seriously, hospitalization levels of sick the last year, has reached the point where we're basically just waiting for the end, and the stress of the whole situation is making my social anxiety sky rocket to the point where half the time the thought of answering a comment makes me feel like I'm about to have a panic attack.

6. I need a picture of something cute and fluffy now. Here, let's all have a picture of something cute and fluffy.

1. Saw my ex today for the first time since we broke up about a year and a half ago. It was...uncomfortable. I was working a bake sale for the choir when he walked by. We chatted for a couple of minutes, during which time I think I behaved very well by not throwing a tray of brownies at his head. Long story short, he dumped me because I wouldn't sleep with him, which he said he was okay with when we first started dating. He's a big part of the reason I'm not overwhelmingly interested in getting involved with someone anytime soon. So. Yeah. I love my fellow choir members though. I ended up telling the other two girls I was working with about what happened between us and one of them said, "Yeah, I kind of got that sleaze vibe from him. Does he know that it oozes out of his pores?"

2. I started writing a comment fic and it's turning into a monster.

3. Someone left an anon review on my gen Criminal Minds/Sherlock crossover fic referring to Sherlock and Spencer as Sherpence. I couldn't help but share with topetine and luredin.

topetine - That sounds like alien currency "How much is that? Oh 20 sherpence?"

luredin (who was talking to kachera) - kachera ---> Spenclock
coffeebuddha - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That sounds like an expensive clock brand.
luredin - You can buy your Spenclock watch with your sherpence currency.

I freaking adore my friends.

4. Shipping meme stolen from megan_moonlight 

Name a fandom that I am familiar with and I will tell you:

My het OTP:
My slash OTP:
My femslash OTP:
My endgame OTP:
My original OTP:
My crack OTP:
My guilty pleasure OTP:
My anti-OTP:
& for added fun, my One True Threesome: