A Letter

[coffeebuddha]

Dear me,

I appreciate your attempts to multitask. It's great that you can do lots of different things while simultaneously plotting out entire scenes in your head. It's even better that you can usually manage to remember it all until you get to your computer, usually some number of hours later.

That being said, you are pretty much incapable of keeping whatever you're thinking about off your face. So, sitting up in the choir loft where everyone can see you during church? Probably not the best place to be plotting out a porn scene. Just saying. You really don't want to have to explain what you were thinking about to the little old ladies who are watching you make faces.

Eternally you,

coffeebuddha

Comments

[topetine.livejournal.com]

*snerks* oh you are my total brain-mate, except I do it when I'm driving and usually end up almost rear ending people. Lol.

Tho its just as good when you're reading porn on your blackberry and someones all "whatareyoudoing" lol.

Keep them old ladies guessin!!!! And old ladies like porn too--- as disturbing a thought that is lol.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

:D Maybe we're secretly the same person and we just don't know it? That could totally happen, right?

I was writing porn while watching tv with my mom tonight. Soooo glad she didn't ask what I was working on. That would have been AWKWARD.

Oh, believe me, the old lady I have in mind gets all snippy because I don't wear pantyhose. And I don't just mean with skirts. This lady wears them with jeans. So, yeah, I'd be a bit surprised if she's secretly into hot man on man action.

[topetine.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahhaha I'm torn between aweeesoommee and aww but that means one of my good friends is actually me and that makes me sound lame lol!

Yeah, my parents? Don't even ask anymore I have made efforts to be more sociable (partly b/c of more tv channels) and moved my laptop etc into the main fam room couch and I'm either writing porn, reading it or playing wow. Lol. My parents just smile and nod. Lol.

Okay? I got a reply to dad's craigslist ad for "looking for other folk/blues/alt rock guitarist/singer to play with. Musical interests include blahblah. No gigs, just for fun. Contact if interested."
This is priceless spam: "hey. Do you still want to sell this? Also, is there anything wrong with it? Let me know! Thanks"
...Why, yes I would like to sell my dad and yes there is PLENTY wrong w/ him, but he grows on you.

Lol. Oh dear


And dude, its the super normal ones that are the kinky freaks.

And ok coming from a girl who used to wear stockings under jeans (usually fishnets or my ripped up red ones that showed thru the holes in my jeans) it is not only warm but rather uncomfy. Lady needs to get laid or something...

...*gags at mental image that popped up and goes to wash eyes with lysol*

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

grumblegrumblegrumble Stupid LJ and their stupid problems with sending stupid emails when somebody makes a comment. grumblegrumblegrumble

But we will be lame together! *hugs*

My parents know that I write, but they usually have no idea what. If they ever found out...actually, I have no idea what they would do if they found out. Probably a long lecture about wasting my talent and disappointing God.

...What did they offer you for him? Might be worth it.

Oh, stupid people, you are good for a laugh.

See, but that's different. That's a fashion statement. She does it because it's 'proper'. She's the same lady who implied that one of the youth was a disrespectful whore because she wore pants to the Christmas Eve service. Not jeans. Nice dress slacks. *headdesk* Some people.

...*whimpers*

[topetine.livejournal.com]

*hugs* lol its ok.

Yayyyyy lamenessss!!b!

Lol*hugs* at least they care? :/

They didn't offer nothin! I got another one today so I'm guessing its fishing scams lol.

Oh cranky old lady, why aren't you in florida where you belong? Lol.

*pets brains* be gooonnee icky pics

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Yesssssss. Also, if you go by our icons, we're def the same person. ;)

They do care, but they're also very easily disappointed. It meant I was an overachiever all the way through high school because I craved their approval, but the instant I moved away, I started slacking so much on everything that I nearly dropped out of college. Now I'm slowly getting back to the way I was in high school, which is driving me crazy. But it's nice to know they care. They drive me crazy, but they're really good parents.

Yes! Take her, please!

I need some brain bleach, stat.

[topetine.livejournal.com]

Teeheeheee! We twinz!

*hugs* I'm sorry darling, you will find your groove of just right soon enough *pats* I was doing horribly in school when I was doing the band stuff. I barely passed my math and even my general bio course. And ironically enough? Failed psych 101 lol. Yet got an A this semester for forensic psychology...apparently I only understand sickmotherfucker psych lol.

*hugs* I am glad they are good parents :) even if they drive u crazy it helps in the long run to know they've got ur back.

Lol. We are god's waiting room after all! (Woo bad jokes) but no rly. She'd be surrounded by likeminded old ppl. Lol.

Yeah I had to sit thru a news brief on how std rates are skyrocketing in oldfolks homes coz they're bored and well yeah. I almost clawed my eyes and ears out. Lol.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

I suck at math and science, but...I failed an English class. Granted, it was at 7am and I usually didn't bother to show up, but still...

They do and I'm grateful.

Bad jokes can be funny too. XD She just needs to chill. For serious.

I don't mind old people having sex, I just don't want to know about it.

[topetine.livejournal.com]

Yeaaaaaahhhh see I just don't even bother trying to take classes before noon though the dickwads at my uni only offer forensic anthropology at like 730 on a friday... (My other rule is no friday only classes b/c I tend to forget about em til thursday nite) and not to sound like a diva but for a 730 class I'd have to leave at like 6 to get there on time and srsly you do not want to deal with me when I've just woken up to sit in traffic. I am a beaaaassttt.

*hugs*!


Hahha yeaaahh. She kinda sounds like my grandmother, except my grandma is less words more dirty looks and tongue-clicking (imagine the noise of a dissaproving chipmunk/squirrel meets nails on a chalkboard) and yeaaahh


I totally mind old ppl having sex but mostly out of cranky jealousy like "no fair, they had their chance, and they're still gettin some and I can't get nothin. Laaaammmeee"

Lol.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm pretty much nocturnal when left to my own devices. The days I did make it to class were usually the days when I stayed up all night. And I feel your pain. There are a lot of music classes-usually music theory, which is fucking hard-are only offered at 8am. Why always music theory? Why not something easier, like music history? I don't know. But it sucks when even the teacher looks at you and says 'You know what? It's too early for this shit.' And I also feel your traffic pain. I love how people who live 5 minutes away from school complain about how hard it is to get to class on time when I live over a half hour away.

That sounds like the worst sound in the world. D: The lady's actually kind of nice so long as you agree with everything she says and dress the way she thinks you should...Although I think it pisses her off that I get all the descants that she used to get. Not my fault she's constantly sharp or flat.

Eh. As someone who's not looking to have sex right now, I don't begrudge them their fun times. But I can see why it would be annoying to someone who does want some sexytime of their own.

[topetine.livejournal.com]

hahahha. boohiss :( *hugs* that really does suck when your profs agree. usually mine agree b/c they all have dayjobs and teach teh 6:30-930 classes, like my poor forensic microscopy prof....on our class days he literally worked from 3am to 11pm... so lame.

lol
Back when Meg lived like 5 mins from uni, i had a plan to rent her couch/spare bedroom on thursday nights so i could take the forensic anthro class...and then she moved. lol.

yes it is. and she doesntstopdoingitomg. its amazing i havent killed the woman, really. Aww, so she's just one of those mean old ladies that isnt really mean is just lonely and misunderstood lol;--- hahah oh the perils of getting older? (be proud of me, i figured out that a descants had to do with singing after a minute or to <3 )

hahahah, Im a jealous spiteful bitch, what can I say? :P

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ WHEN DID HE SLEEP? Poor guy. *pets*

That's actually a really awesome idea. Too bad it didn't work out. Alternatively, you could always have slept in your car in the parking lot the night before. People who say probably would have just thought you were passed out from some party since the weekend starts on Thursday. ;)

I'm very proud of you for not killing your grandmother and figuring out that descant was a music thing. (FYI, nowadays the term descant usually refers to a line in a piece of music that is separate from and higher than the melody. Kind of like a solo, except that it's still sung at the same time as the other lines. Does that make sense?)

Oh, believe me. If it was something that I cared about, I would be the same exact way. ;)

[topetine.livejournal.com]

ah he didnt lol. he was a bit of a mess. :)


lol, we have security. and bears on campus :B i prefer to not get shot/eaten lol. though my friend is dating a campus cop on night shift, so i might be able to like sleep in the back of his car or the station LOL.

:D yessss indeed. Oh totally makes sense. :D btw? I HEART DESCANTS lol

:D hehehe.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Poor overworked dude. Oh well, that's what coffee's for. *pats*

Okay, yeah, that could complicate things. Station would be nice. And you might be able to find a sleepy cop to cuddle with. Win win!

THEY ARE AMAZING! I'm a fan of pretty much anything that lets me float around above the staff while everyone else is singing the boring melody that I was sick of 20 measures ago. ;)

[edom56.livejournal.com]

ROFL, I loved this little letter to yourself :)

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I couldn't decide if it was more or less weird than just talking to myself. ;)

[edom56.livejournal.com]

Hmm, not sure, but definitely more entertaining for the rest of us :)

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

I do like to entertain people. ^.^