Character Meme Fill!

[coffeebuddha]

Fills for the character meme I posted a few days back. I don't even know on some of these, you guys. XD

The Meme

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask your f'list to post questions in the comments. For example: 'One, nine and fifteen are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from four. Do they succeed?' 'Under what circumstances might five and fourteen fall in love?' 'Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?' 'Write a drabble in which three and eleven fight crime.' (...possibly not technically a question.)

3) After your f'list has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.

The Characters

1. Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds
2. Mozzie - White Collar
3. Tony Stark - Ironman
4. Sherlock Holmes - Sherlock
5. Yoda - Star Wars
6. Nick Conforth - Psych
7. Ianto Jones - Torchwood
8. Nikola Tesla - Sanctuary
9. Spock - Star Trek TOS
10. Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory
11. Indiana Jones - Indiana Jones and *insert impressive conclusion here*
12. Rachel Berry - Glee
13. Old Spice Guy - Old Spice Commercials
14. Kitty Forman - That 70s Show
15. Foul Ole Ron  - Terry Pratchett's Discworld series

The Answers

evraealtana:

How would ten (Sheldon Cooper) react to the news that three (Tony Stark) was his/her long lost sibling? 

At first Sheldon wouldn’t want to hear about it. He’s had bad enough luck with his sister. Who really needs the hassle of another brainless sibling after that fiasco? Of course, he does a full 180 once he finds out that the son his mother gave up when she was going through her ‘Godless heathen’ stage in high school is THE Tony Stark. Tony’s pretty okay with it, especially once he realizes that Sheldon will stop breaking into his lab to ‘correct’ his equations if he promises to make him his own suit.
 

If #8(Nikola Tesla) had to stop being whatever species he/she was and had to spend the rest of eternity as an inanimate object, what object would he/she choose and why?

He would be a Tesla coil, because he likes it when you turn him on and play with him.

What was #11's (Indiana Jones) most embarassing moment?

He met this girl at a carnival and he didn’t know that she worked for the snake show, so he when he went back to her trailer he wasn’t expecting…ah, hell. He doesn’t want to talk about it.

If #1 (Spencer Reid) and #6 (Nick Conforth) were Olympic Athletes in the Summer games, what sports would they do and what countries would they represent?

Spencer - Is trivial pursuit an Olympic sport? How about speed reading? No? Well, chess is, so he’ll have to do that.

Nick Conforth – I’m thinking archery. Dude’s got good aim.

USA! ALL THE WAY! Seriously, we’ve got an FBI agent and a cop. How much more American and patriotic can you get?

If so: #2 (Mozzie) and #15 (Foul Ole Ron) meet for the first time under very awkward circumstances.

“Look, the only reason I’m still talking to you right now is because an old acquaintance assured me that you can do the job. Can you or can’t you?”

“Bugrit!”

“…is that a yes?”

“‘Course I can. Never doubt it.”

“Right,” Mozzie says slowly. His gaze keeps drifting down to the old bum’s dog, which is watching him closely. Uncomfortably closely. “Your dog looks off.”

“Woof. Woof,” says the small dog, though Mozzie would swear it sounds more like ‘so’s your mother.’

"Millennium hand and shrimp!"

zilentdreamer:

Question #1 - How would 12 (Rachel Berry), 3 (Tony Stark), and 7 (Ianto Jones) react if they were stuck in a bank being robbed?
(cliche....maybe....but necessary..^-^)

Ianto would sigh and curse the day that Lisa convinced him to join Torchwood, because of course he would notice that the bank robbers are Pfflytians, which means he needs to report them before they become too agitated and start poking people with their poisoned spines and why is it that this shit only happens to him when he’s wearing one of his good vests? He surreptitiously puts in a call to headquarters, grumbles at Jack about flirting when there are people in potential danger, and then scowls at the swill these people call ‘coffee’.

Tony sulks because he doesn’t have his suit and Pepper won’t let him try to take down the bad guys with a stapler, one of those pens with the chains attached, and his shoe. It would totally work.

Rachel fixes her hair, double checks her makeup, and practices crying a single dramatic tear for when the camera crews arrive.

Question #2 - What happens when 5 (Yoda) and 9 (Spock) are chosen by an alien race to act as their voice on Earth.

They’re pretty okay with the idea. Unfortunately, they land on earth during the height of the craze over the Lord of the Rings movies and spend an entire day at the mall having their ‘costumes’ picked apart by fans.

“Your Gollum is horrible and what elf has hair that short. Gah, did you even see the movies?"

Needless to say, it could have gone better.

Question #3 – 8 (Nikola Tesla) and 1 (Spencer Reid) fight each other in the ancient gladiator games. Who wins and do they fight to the death

Nikola’s frankly pretty bored by the idea of fighting someone as easy to kill as Spencer, especially once he finds out that he’s a fan. Instead of fighting, they end up drawing diagrams in the sand with their swords and inventing a new kind of current adaptor and a more efficient light bulb.

Question #4 - What happens when 2 (Mozzie) and 10 (Sheldon Cooper) switch bodies?

Other than being annoyed that he can’t quite reach the contents of his top shelf anymore, Sheldon doesn’t particularly care, especially once he’s had the body thoroughly disinfected and has a few full body scans at the hospital. Mozzie grows his new hair out.

 
topetine:

What would #13 (Old Spice Guy) and #6 (Nick Conforth) do for their first date.

They go to that thing Nick likes, because Old Spice Guy knows that a real man shows interests in your interests. Everything was going great until Old Spice Guy suggested showering together at the end of the night. The shower idea was fine, but Nick wasn’t okay with bringing the horse into it, even if he did want to borrow Old Spice Guy’s body wash.

A second date looked unlikely until Nick got to work the next morning and found a gift basket full of Old Spice body wash products on his desks. He still maintains that he didn’t swoon, he just hadn’t had enough to eat that morning before his workout.


#9 (Spock) where were they born?  

I…don’t have a clever answer for this. Vulcan. :|


#14 (Kitty Forman) and #3 (Tony Stark) do they have chemistry? Y/n and why? 

Tony didn’t expect for the sparks to fly the way they did, but Kitty’s pretty damn spunky for an older gal. Plus, she can mix a drink that’ll knock your socks off, and there are few things sexier than that.

 
kachera:

#4 (Sherlock Holmes) and #11 (Indiana Jones) are trapped in an elevator. How would they fill the time?

First, they discover the true purpose of Stonehenge. It was a popular night club. Even ancient people liked to boogie. Things take a sour turn when Sherlock insinuates that his British accent is more charming than Indiana’s rugged good looks. It nearly comes to blows when Indiana flaunts his doctorate and Sherlock tells him that a piece of over glorified sheepskin proves nothing but the fallibility of modern education. Thankfully the day is saved when Sherlock pulls out his pocket-sized travel Scrabble and challenges Indiana to a game where they can only spell words that have historical significance. The firefighters who rescued them are still in therapy-yes, all of them-so the world will never truly know who won…

#7 (Ianto Jones) has a secret super power. What is it, and how do they use it?

He’s an Immortal. Jack’s the only other one still around. Sure, there can be only one, but Jack never stays dead and he refuses to kill Ianto because he likes his ass. Mostly Ianto just makes tea and coffee, has sex with Jack, and feeds the pterodactyl. There are worse things to do for all eternity.

What cd does #15 (Foul Ole Ron) play when no one else is around to hear it?

It’s a burned cd with ‘Particle Man’ by They Might Be Giants on it.

Universe man, universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller men, universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand
A millennium hand, and an eon hand
When they meet it's happyland
Powerful man, universe man.

Also, ‘Toxic’ by Britney Spears. He likes the beat.

Comments

[zilentdreamer.livejournal.com]

OMG I was dying!!!!!

My friends are now giving me funny looks but its okay. Totally worth it.

[coffeebuddha.livejournal.com]

Success! :D