coffeebuddha: (shassie)
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Title: Spreading Good Cheer
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM (rated for language)
Characters/Pairing: Carlton Lassiter/Shawn Spencer
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count:
634
Prompt: "Lassiter is determined to find out who his secret santa was." Requested by [livejournal.com profile] zilentdreamer.
 
 
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Five years ago, Carlton would have thought it was one of the guys down in vice or maybe a reckless rookie fresh out of the academy trying to get in good with the rest of the beat cops by playing a joke on the intimidating head detective. ​Of course, five years ago nobody was running around calling him 'Lassie', so the joke probably would have played out a little differently, he reflects as he runs his fingers over smooth, buttery leather. It's still mostly hidden by crinkly tissue paper, and his watch catches and tears the fragile paper when he grips the long strap tightly, his thumbnail digging hard into the surface, scarring it. His lips curl into a scowl as he looks around the station for the culprit. There's no name on the card that was tucked into the bag-a sleazy thing with a young, scantily clad Mrs Claus bending over, her fingertips daintily pressed to the perfect 'o' of her mouth and a thought bubble with the words 'Sometimes it's nice to be naughty' emblazoned in red glitter that's getting everywhere-but there's only one person who would do this.

Spencer's not hard to find. Not with the bright red ​Santa hat on his head, its stupid fuzzy pompom falling into his eyes​ so that every few seconds he has to jerk his head back so that he can see.​ Still, the hat's not the most ridiculous thing about his outfit. That dubious honor is a tie between his Christmas tree sweatshirt-complete with working lights-and the huge scarf looped at least four times around his neck with reindeer prancing all over it. It's 70 degrees and sunny out, but Spencer looks like he's about to go trekking to the actual North Pole, and that sort of lunacy really says everything Carlton needs to know about the man. It definitely reconfirms his belief that Spencer's the one who left a gift wrapped leash on his fucking desk, out where anyone could have wandered by and taken a look.

His scowl darkens. It's a good scowl; he can just make out his reflection in a window behind Spencer, and it looks at least as good as the ones he practices in his bathroom mirror, if not better. Spencer does a good job of ignoring it though, instead ​tossing his head back again, this time with an almost coy flutter of annoyingly lush eyelashes-what man really needs eyelashes that fucking pretty?-his mocking lips curving into a grin. Carlton scowls harder. Spencer winks.

Carlton's hands twitch, want to tighten into fists, and he wants, maybe even needs a little bit, to cross the room and grab Spencer by his ludicrous sweatshirt and slam him back into the wall and kiss him-no. No, not kiss him, because they're at the station. Yell at him, get in his face and watch his eyes darken, half hidden by those damn lashes, growl in his ear until he feels that tiny shiver work through his frame, the way it always does right before Spencer's hands come up. Come up like they're trying to push him away, but don't, always lingering on his chest or at his sides instead, stroking, almost petting like he's some kind of dog here for his amusement.

Well, Carlton's not amused, not this time. There's taking a joke too far, and a leash is over the line. He starts to take a step, ready to cross the room and tell Spencer just that, when Spencer's hands come up, fingers hooking into the soft looking wool wrapped around his neck. ​And Carlton pauses, his foot hovering a little above the floor, because when Spencer pulls the scarf down just​ a couple of inches, there's a thin​ strip of matching leather underneath.​

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Thank you for reading! Feedback is always appreciated!

First commenter gets to pick the next prompt! When requesting, please keep in mind that I try to keep these between 100-500 words. I don't mind going over occasionally, but the prompt should be something I can realistically fill within that limit. For a list of my fandoms, go here.

Sorry this is so late. I spent most of today-yesterday?-running errands, curled up willing myself to not feel like crap, and alternating between giggling and crying at episodes of Firefly. Which is my long way of saying that I know this isn't great-not even close-and it doesn't quite fill the prompt, but my body has informed me that I'm definitely in a sickly way and I hope you guys will forgive me.

IMPORTANT: Because of classes, I'm several episodes behind on Criminal Minds and still haven't caught up yet. If you request something for Criminal Minds, PLEASE keep that in mind and keep the spoilers AWAY from my journal. Thanks!

Date: 2010-12-21 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topetine.livejournal.com
I wrote you a very nice comment (ok it was 3am rambly but wtfever) and the bberry just ate it :(
Idek.

Will recomment in the morning. But looooved it *nuzzlecling*


Also I pass on first comment since I gave u such a doozy last time.

... *purrs and runs to reread said doozy*

Date: 2010-12-22 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
Awww, stupid bberry. *pets* Is okay. &hearts

Thank you!

Date: 2010-12-21 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luredin.livejournal.com
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *breath* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*passes out*

Date: 2010-12-21 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luredin.livejournal.com
Also, I already had a prompt this week, too, so I'm passing to next commenter.

Date: 2010-12-22 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
Hee! Thank you!

Date: 2010-12-21 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tvlove.livejournal.com
Eeeeeee!!!! I love kinky Shawn! Hahaha. And it's not too hard to picture that outfit. Loved it as always :)
PS. I've already had a turn this week too, but i wanna plant this seed in ur head anyway: Ryan and Esposito at a concert. Think about it. Haha

Date: 2010-12-22 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
Everyone loves kinky Shawn. ;) It really says something about the character that it isn't a stretch for him to be wearing that. lol Thank you!

Oh, I can do that...

Date: 2010-12-21 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com
*collar*


It's really all I can say that's appropriate for a public space. :)

Date: 2010-12-22 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
In the end, does anything else really need to be said? Well, other than a detailed description about the handcuffs and spankings that are probably going to happen later that night. ^.^

Date: 2010-12-21 11:32 pm (UTC)
ext_252155: silver wings (Default)
From: [identity profile] zilentdreamer.livejournal.com
Oh so good! So very very good! You of course, went above and beyond my expectations, but I'm not very surprised...

Awesome fic!

Date: 2010-12-22 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you like it! Thank you!

Date: 2010-12-22 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ezazahaz.livejournal.com
Mmm... I like! I can so see Lassie taking the leash that way, but then seeing Shawn's collar... *growls* I have a delicious image in my head of Lassie's face after that--and the whole evening later. ;)

Date: 2010-12-23 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
Thank you! Oh, there were definitely delicious things going on later. :3

Date: 2010-12-22 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inlightofvisa.livejournal.com
The boys are just always adorable. :)

Date: 2010-12-23 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
They really are! &hearts

Date: 2010-12-22 08:34 am (UTC)
black_sluggard: (Lassiter)
From: [personal profile] black_sluggard
I'm not normally a huge fan of S&M themes (they don't bother me, just not my thing). Nonetheless, the peek at the end kind of made this fic squeeworthy. :D

Date: 2010-12-23 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
I'm so vanilla in my day to day life, I think I'd probably explode if I wasn't at least a little kinky in my writing. If that makes sense. >.>

Thank you! :D

Date: 2010-12-22 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dorothy-notgale.livejournal.com
Eeee! I love this fic (as I love all of your daily drabbles)- but is it wrong that the thing I love most is the mental image of Lassie /practicing his scowls in the mirror/? It just rings so true to his character!

Date: 2010-12-23 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
Thank you! :) Not at all. I think Lassie practicing scowling would be totally hilarious/adorable to see. It's definitely part of my head canon for him. &hearts

Date: 2010-12-22 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadow-artemis.livejournal.com
Guh. That last line may have just turned my brain into mush. I can just imagine how everything plays out after that, and that's... Mmmmm. So good.

Date: 2010-12-23 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
Hee! Thank you!

Date: 2010-12-22 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivy-warlord08.livejournal.com
Did not expect that ending. hot~

Thanks for the read!

Date: 2010-12-23 06:33 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-12-23 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com
Love! This line really won me: "What man really needs eyelashes that fucking pretty?"

Lassie would TOTALLY fight the attraction by admitting to it, wouldn't he? =D

Date: 2010-12-23 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
Thank you!

He's such a contradictory man, but that just makes him more fun. &hearts

Date: 2010-12-25 07:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-12-28 01:20 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-03-28 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nluvwanangel.livejournal.com
Good God that's just fucking perfect!! This came really close to making me yell something like "HECK YES!" out in the middle of my office :)

Date: 2011-03-29 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com
lol Thank you so much!

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