Daily Drabble 52
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coffeebuddhaAuthor: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Spencer Reid/Derek Morgan
Word Count: 554
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Prompt: "more jealous!Morgan or jealous!Hotch related to the ones you've written for Daily Drabbles before" requested by
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theslashbunny.Notes: Part of my very loosely connected Jealousy verse, all parts of which can be read as stand alone oneshots.
Okay, so there's a good chance that Spencer's in love with Hotch. Maybe even a better than good chance. Derek tries to keep his ego in check--it's that or listen to the little voice in the back of his head that sounds just like his mama yell at him about humility--but he knows he's a good profiler. And, from the evidence he's gathered, he's profiled Spencer as being in love with Hotch.
So that's happening. It's not like he was going to make a move or anything anyway. After all, Spencer--Reid; he has to start thinking of him as Reid again--is his coworker and his friend. He's not in any hurry to fuck that up.
Even if it meant getting to fuck Reid.
God, he really wants to fuck Reid.
"I'm not," he starts, pausing for a moment when leaning forward on his couch makes the room spin a little. He shakes his head, which doesn't help, and points the mouth of his beer bottle at Reid, who's folded himself into Derek's oversized armchair, a glass of scotch dangling from his elegant fingers. "I'm not going to fuck you."
Reid stares at him for a short eternity, then carefully puts his glass down on the coffee table before turning to face Derek more fully. "I wasn't aware that was an option."
"It wasn't. It isn't," Derek says. The corners of his mouth tip down sadly as Reid's eyebrows climb up his forehead. "I wish it was, but it isn't, because you're in love with Hotch."
Reid manages to choke on nothing, his pretty eyes wide.
"Fucking Hotch," Derek grumbles. "You could do better, you know. The guy's not even a good bro. You should fall in love with someone who knows how to be a good bro."
"I'm in love with Hotch," Reid says slowly, like he doesn't already know this. Derek is pretty sure the poor guy's drunk. "I'm in love with Hotch, and you aren't going to fuck me."
"Yes," says Derek. Reid shouldn't be allowed to say words like 'fuck'. It's just unfair.
"Okay." Reid pushes unsteadily to his feet. He crosses over to Derek in a few unsteady steps. "Okay, first, I think that if I was in love with Hotch, I would know. At the very least, I'd be over at his house instead of here, pretending I have an interest in football."
"I thought you were gathering statistics for some experiment," Derek says. Reid's kneeling on the couch next to him, his knee pressing against Derek's thigh and his hand braced against the back of the couch so close to Derek's head that he can feel the tip of Reid's thumb barely brush against the shell of his ear.
"No. No experiment." Reid's getting closer and closer, so near that Derek can only see his face in fragments--nose, chin, one eye and then the next, lips, an earlobe. Reid has really nice earlobes, Derek notes not for the first time. "And second, if you fucking me is out, what are the chances that I could fuck you?"
"What?" Derek asks. Or tries to. It's kind of hard to say anything with Reid's lips on his.
Okay, so maybe there's a good chance that Reid--no, Spencer--isn't in love with Hotch after all.
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Date: 2011-09-17 05:02 am (UTC)This is just-- I can't even-- Oh my god, DEREK!!! *splutters* *dies*
I'll comment again later when I'm slightly more coherent and less squeal-y.
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Date: 2011-09-17 05:07 am (UTC)Drunk Derek is possibly my favorite Derek. &hearts
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Date: 2011-09-17 05:21 am (UTC)Would this be good time for me to propose to you again? *gets down on one knee - cuz I'm classy like that - and gazes up at you adoringly*
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Date: 2011-09-17 05:27 am (UTC)So, I'm watching Bronson, starring THardy as the "most violent prisoner in Britain". I have so many conflicting feelings about this movie. Because, I mean, on the one hand, THardy, but on the other hand, he's kind of playing a violent sociopath.
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Date: 2011-09-17 05:59 am (UTC)Well, if it makes you feel any better, my roommate and I watched How To Become a Serial Killer last night and had way more "Aw... He's so sweet/adorable!" moments than either of us felt comfortable having about a serial killer...
Does he do a believable job as a violent sociopath?
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Date: 2011-09-17 06:08 am (UTC)Dude. That movie. I came out of it shipping MGG's character and the other guy so hard. Clearly I'm doing something wrong.
Good enough that I turned it off until I'm feeling less queasy. lol The man has a beautifully shaped head and shoulders to die for, but I kind of really hate the mustache he has in the movie. It does nothing but bad things for his mouth. :(
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Date: 2011-09-17 06:15 am (UTC)Clearly you're doing something right, because I was thinking THE EXACT SAME THING. There obviously needs to be some Mike/Bart fic. And my roommate was totally all, "Abigail's going to think they're having an affair..."
Oh my... I would like to see that, I think. But oh dear lord, some people are just not meant to have mustaches. And by that, I mean about 90% of the male population. Katie, Jay and I were totally having a conversation about how men need to earn the right to have a mustache, like Freddie Mercury or those Civil War generals.
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Date: 2011-09-17 07:23 am (UTC)Very nice.
~_-
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Date: 2011-09-17 11:51 am (UTC)loved this!!
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Date: 2011-09-17 07:24 pm (UTC)(I'm slightly drunk. Sorry.:)
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Date: 2011-09-18 03:15 am (UTC)(If that was something to apologize for, then I owe a lot of people apologies. XD )
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Date: 2011-09-17 08:59 pm (UTC)I am DYING at Derek saying Hotch wasn't a good bro. You MUST do a full length, Hotch and Derek getting drunk together fic. Hotch and Derek get drunk and rowdy at a bar and Rossi and Reid have to come get them. ANd in between drinking and bromance there are epic wingman fails and shenanigans.
And I think I stopped breathing when Derek goes "I'm not going fuck you" all out of the blue. I was like 0_0
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Date: 2011-09-18 03:16 am (UTC)I should do a fic that's nothing but the entire team getting drunk and hanging out. lol
That was pretty much Spencer's initial reaction too.
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