Dear daddy,
I appreciate you letting me live at home rent free while I go to college. That's super cool of you, especially since you don't have to. Still. I'm in my twenties. It's time to either stop yelling at me when I lock my bedroom door or stop barging in on me. And no, knocking is not effective when you open the door immediately after you knock. If you don't even give me enough time to say 'come in' or 'wait a minute', then why even bother? For the love of God, give me a chance to tell you to stay out or eventually we're going to be dealing with a very embarrassing situation that will be 100% your fault.
Love,
Your little girl
I appreciate you letting me live at home rent free while I go to college. That's super cool of you, especially since you don't have to. Still. I'm in my twenties. It's time to either stop yelling at me when I lock my bedroom door or stop barging in on me. And no, knocking is not effective when you open the door immediately after you knock. If you don't even give me enough time to say 'come in' or 'wait a minute', then why even bother? For the love of God, give me a chance to tell you to stay out or eventually we're going to be dealing with a very embarrassing situation that will be 100% your fault.
Love,
Your little girl