Out of the Closet

Title: Out of the Closet
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRM
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd. There were a couple of people who thought they knew who I was because of this fic. If they don't mind outing themselves, I'd love to know if they were right.
Request: Morgan/Reid. "I am not sleeping with Reid" Back at BAU headquaters, Reid prompts sex in a closet (or somewhere else small) and shows the team just how much Morgan IS sleeping with Reid

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Out of the Closet

Title: Out of the Closet
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRM
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd. There were a couple of people who thought they knew who I was because of this fic. If they don't mind outing themselves, I'd love to know if they were right.
Request: Morgan/Reid. "I am not sleeping with Reid" Back at BAU headquaters, Reid prompts sex in a closet (or somewhere else small) and shows the team just how much Morgan IS sleeping with Reid

Feedback is always appreciated.

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Own Me

Title: Own Me
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd. Described by topetine as 'totally sweet in a brutal prison kinda way'.
Request: Reid is Morgan's prison bitch.

Feedback is always appreciated.

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Own Me

Title: Own Me
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd. Described by topetine as 'totally sweet in a brutal prison kinda way'.
Request: Reid is Morgan's prison bitch.

Feedback is always appreciated.

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Buy the Hour

Title: Buy the Hour
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Hooker!Reid. Because it's canon that prostitutes like Reid.

There's some Hooker!Reid fic out there, but he's always pretty low-rent and he'd totally be high end, working through an escort service. Author's choice to do Reid with random non-canonical client or clients, first-time with someone canonical, Reid with someone canonical who's been using his services for some time and developed feelings they don't know what to do with. You could also work it so Reid only picks up work out of town (say, on trips home to Vegas) and that's enough to supplement his income without (he thinks) running the risk of getting caught.

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Buy the Hour

Title: Buy the Hour
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Hooker!Reid. Because it's canon that prostitutes like Reid.

There's some Hooker!Reid fic out there, but he's always pretty low-rent and he'd totally be high end, working through an escort service. Author's choice to do Reid with random non-canonical client or clients, first-time with someone canonical, Reid with someone canonical who's been using his services for some time and developed feelings they don't know what to do with. You could also work it so Reid only picks up work out of town (say, on trips home to Vegas) and that's enough to supplement his income without (he thinks) running the risk of getting caught.

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Strut Your Stuff

Title: Strut Your Stuff
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: There's a severe shortage of Model!Reid in this fandom. Either old photos turn up (how else did he support himself and his crazy mother?) or Undercover!Reid now make someone feel all tingly in a new and unexpected way. I pretty much always prefer Hotch/Reid or Morgan/Reid.

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Strut Your Stuff

Title: Strut Your Stuff
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: There's a severe shortage of Model!Reid in this fandom. Either old photos turn up (how else did he support himself and his crazy mother?) or Undercover!Reid now make someone feel all tingly in a new and unexpected way. I pretty much always prefer Hotch/Reid or Morgan/Reid.

Feedback is always appreciated.

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When You've Got It

Title: When You've Got It
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRT
Characters/Pairings: Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: There's a severe shortage of Model!Reid in this fandom. Either old photos turn up (how else did he support himself and his crazy mother?) or Undercover!Reid now make someone feel all tingly in a new and unexpected way. I pretty much always prefer Hotch/Reid or Morgan/Reid. (Yes, I wrote two for this one...)

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When You've Got It

Title: When You've Got It
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRT
Characters/Pairings: Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: There's a severe shortage of Model!Reid in this fandom. Either old photos turn up (how else did he support himself and his crazy mother?) or Undercover!Reid now make someone feel all tingly in a new and unexpected way. I pretty much always prefer Hotch/Reid or Morgan/Reid. (Yes, I wrote two for this one...)

Feedback is always appreciated.

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In Sickness, In Health

Title: In Sickness, In Health
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Morgan vomiting. Yes, that's a kink. :p

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In Sickness, In Health

Title: In Sickness, In Health
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Morgan vomiting. Yes, that's a kink. :p

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Ink

Title: Ink
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Morgan/Reid -- Tattoo ... on Reid ;)

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Ink

Title: Ink
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Morgan/Reid -- Tattoo ... on Reid ;)

Feedback is always appreciated.

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Mine

Title: Mine
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid, Ethan (Jones, 2x18)
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Jealous!Morgan is one of my favourites. Especially if he's jealous of Ethan...

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Mine

Title: Mine
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRAO
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid, Ethan (Jones, 2x18)
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Jealous!Morgan is one of my favourites. Especially if he's jealous of Ethan...

Feedback is always appreciated.

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An Error in Judgment

Title: An Error in Judgment
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: "I love you." "Go fuck yourself."

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An Error in Judgment

Title: An Error in Judgment
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: "I love you." "Go fuck yourself."

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Look, Don't Touch

Title: Look, Don't Touch
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRM
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Reid/Morgan. Jealous!Reid - since Jealous!Morgan has been done already. We all know (don't lie to yourselves xD) that Morgan gets hit on more, so Reid's reaction.

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Look, Don't Touch

Title: Look, Don't Touch
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: FRM
Characters/Pairings: Derek Morgan/Spencer Reid
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Notes: Written for  Criminal Minds Kink Meme: 3rd.
Request: Reid/Morgan. Jealous!Reid - since Jealous!Morgan has been done already. We all know (don't lie to yourselves xD) that Morgan gets hit on more, so Reid's reaction.

Feedback is always appreciated.

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Those aren't even WORDS!

Have you read these? You need to read these. I can't even articulate how much you need to read these. They're so incredibly bad that they're genius. It's like if Babelfish took LSD and wrote porn. Go ahead. Click the links. You know you want to.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_batman_and_robocop_in_the_day_t.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_inspector_gadget_and_superman_i.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_optimus_prime_and_princess_leia.php

Those aren't even WORDS!

Have you read these? You need to read these. I can't even articulate how much you need to read these. They're so incredibly bad that they're genius. It's like if Babelfish took LSD and wrote porn. Go ahead. Click the links. You know you want to.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_batman_and_robocop_in_the_day_t.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_inspector_gadget_and_superman_i.php
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_optimus_prime_and_princess_leia.php