Letters I Shouldn't Have To Write
Jul. 31st, 2010 10:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeebuddhaDear Sergeant,
We had you fixed. There is no reason for you to keep humping Annie. Please stop humping Annie. She doesn't look like she enjoys it.
Dear Hollywood,
Not everything needs to be in 3D. Seriously.
Dear Idiot,
You sent me a message complaining that I'm not updating a story often enough THE DAY AFTER I posted a new part. I don't even know what to say to that.
No love,
coffeebuddha
We had you fixed. There is no reason for you to keep humping Annie. Please stop humping Annie. She doesn't look like she enjoys it.
Dear Hollywood,
Not everything needs to be in 3D. Seriously.
Dear Idiot,
You sent me a message complaining that I'm not updating a story often enough THE DAY AFTER I posted a new part. I don't even know what to say to that.
No love,
coffeebuddha