A Letter to Starbucks
Jul. 14th, 2010 04:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
coffeebuddhaDear Starbucks,
You're overpriced and your coffee isn't that delicious, but you were on my way and I needed caffeine like nobody's business this morning. (Despite my username, I very rarely drink coffee anymore since I've cut most of the caffeine out of my diet and don't see the point of decaf. Which is slightly off topic. Don't even know why I'm telling you this.) I know that you sell all sort of froofroo drinks, but that's not what I wanted. I didn't want something loaded with sugar and calories and artificial flavoring. All I wanted was a large, plain iced coffee. It should be very simple to make. Here, let me break it down for you.
Step one: Pour coffee.
Step two: Add ice.
Note: steps may be reversed if preferred.
How the hell do you mess that up? And in what world is it appropriate to treat me like I'm an idiot/crazy person because I ordered something simple and had the audacity to tell you that you got it wrong?
No love,
coffeebuddha
You're overpriced and your coffee isn't that delicious, but you were on my way and I needed caffeine like nobody's business this morning. (Despite my username, I very rarely drink coffee anymore since I've cut most of the caffeine out of my diet and don't see the point of decaf. Which is slightly off topic. Don't even know why I'm telling you this.) I know that you sell all sort of froofroo drinks, but that's not what I wanted. I didn't want something loaded with sugar and calories and artificial flavoring. All I wanted was a large, plain iced coffee. It should be very simple to make. Here, let me break it down for you.
Step one: Pour coffee.
Step two: Add ice.
Note: steps may be reversed if preferred.
How the hell do you mess that up? And in what world is it appropriate to treat me like I'm an idiot/crazy person because I ordered something simple and had the audacity to tell you that you got it wrong?
No love,
coffeebuddha