10th Avenue Freeze Out
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coffeebuddhaTitle:10th Avenue Freeze Out
Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairing: Steve, Danny
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 208
Summary: Some things are sacred.
Notes: Originally posted as a comment fic here.
"Everybody grab a ro-oh-bot saw! I'm working on the blast hide, with my back to the wall!"
"There is no fucking way you aren't doing this on purpose," Danny grinds out between clenched teeth. Steve just takes another corner too sharp and continues singing. Loudly. And out of tune. And wrong.
"Tit devil freeze out! Tit devil freeze out!"
Danny's going to kill him. He's going to kill him like Steve's killed all his hopes and dreams of having a normal partnership with someone who doesn't think paperwork can be used for target practice and understands that tackling a bus is a stupid idea.
"Turn around the corner, things got real crappy fast."
Fine. Okay, fine, Danny decides, his hands tucked firmly under his arms so that he doesn't strangle Steve and end up killing them both. Let the bastard desecrate the Boss. Let him, because the next time Steve has one of his little bonfire beach parties, he's going to break up the bastard's surfboard and use it for kindling.
"When the change was made uptown and the big nose joined the band-"
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Author: coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairing: Steve, Danny
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Word Count: 208
Summary: Some things are sacred.
Notes: Originally posted as a comment fic here.
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Danny crosses his arms over his chest and turns sideways in the car seat to glare at Steve. "This is a goddamn travesty.""Everybody grab a ro-oh-bot saw! I'm working on the blast hide, with my back to the wall!"
"There is no fucking way you aren't doing this on purpose," Danny grinds out between clenched teeth. Steve just takes another corner too sharp and continues singing. Loudly. And out of tune. And wrong.
"Tit devil freeze out! Tit devil freeze out!"
Danny's going to kill him. He's going to kill him like Steve's killed all his hopes and dreams of having a normal partnership with someone who doesn't think paperwork can be used for target practice and understands that tackling a bus is a stupid idea.
"Turn around the corner, things got real crappy fast."
Fine. Okay, fine, Danny decides, his hands tucked firmly under his arms so that he doesn't strangle Steve and end up killing them both. Let the bastard desecrate the Boss. Let him, because the next time Steve has one of his little bonfire beach parties, he's going to break up the bastard's surfboard and use it for kindling.
"When the change was made uptown and the big nose joined the band-"
Bastard.
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