Whine, shoes, and cake

1. I feel fat, unattractive, and irrevocably single right now, which sucks because I actually felt halfway good about myself earlier today.

2. I have two new pairs of shoes that are finger snappingly amazing and cost a total of $5.

3. I'm going to make a cake tomorrow and try to decorate it to look like a pumpkin.



So, you know, I guess things could be worse. And by this time tomorrow I'll at least have delicious cake to take my mind off the things about myself that are making me sadface. Because it's always healthy to bury your feelings in food.