Is this real life?
Aug. 18th, 2011 12:08 amSo, either I'm dreaming right now or I've completely lost the ability to tell whether I'm awake or not because of insomnia and wine. Awesome.
You know what I want right now? I want stories about rent boys in skirts. That would be sweet. Do people still say sweet? I don't care. It would be sweet. Someone should write me a story about a rent boy in a skirt and the john (John? I've never remember the correct capitalization for words like that.) who thinks that's fucking hot.
~Feelings~ and love would be nice, but mainly I just want skirts. On rent boys.
BASICALLY THIS:

Except sluttier and an actual skirt instead of a kilt. A mesh top would not be unappreciated. GDI, possibly-in-my-head-Google, why don't you make it easier to find pictures of hot guys in skirts? :( That's not on.
There's a 50% chance I'm going to be embarrassed as hell about all this in the morning. Eh, I've had worse odds.
You know what I want right now? I want stories about rent boys in skirts. That would be sweet. Do people still say sweet? I don't care. It would be sweet. Someone should write me a story about a rent boy in a skirt and the john (John? I've never remember the correct capitalization for words like that.) who thinks that's fucking hot.
~Feelings~ and love would be nice, but mainly I just want skirts. On rent boys.
BASICALLY THIS:

Except sluttier and an actual skirt instead of a kilt. A mesh top would not be unappreciated. GDI, possibly-in-my-head-Google, why don't you make it easier to find pictures of hot guys in skirts? :( That's not on.
There's a 50% chance I'm going to be embarrassed as hell about all this in the morning. Eh, I've had worse odds.