Psycho Beach Party

[coffeebuddha]

Psycho Beach Party is officially on my list of top 10 favorite movies. Wanna know why?

-Aunt Zelda from Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a black widow/cougar/whore

-Secretly sexually submissive, usually shirtless, surfer bum Hotch (Thomas Gibson!)

-actually, lots of usually shirtless pretty boys

-schizophrenic Gidget ripoff

-overly macho surfer bffs who like feathers and 'wrestling'

-Gidget's possibly lesbian best friend/Gidget's cluelessness about possibly lesbian best friend

-fake Swedish accents

-a dance off

-people getting 'pinned'

-suppressed childhood trauma

-neato 50s lingo

-Xander from Buffy in awkward romantic situations

-awesomely bad fake surf scenes

-female impersonator in one of the lead roles

-Hotch/Gibson in a cop hat (YUM!)

-people talking in rhyme

-campy double entendres 

Seriously, all this movie is missing is the kitchen sink. Love it!