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coffeebuddha ([personal profile] coffeebuddha) wrote2011-08-14 08:32 pm

Hi! Hi flist hi, I love you!

I feel like I've been neglecting you guys, so I come bearing things to hopefully put smiles on your faces. First, there are a couple tiny fics I wrote on twitter last night, one Supernatual and one Inception.

Magic Fingers, Dean/Cas, Supernatural

"Dean, I don't want to get on the bed."

"It's fine, really. Look, Cas, you really think I'd do something to hurt you here?"

"It's not that. But..."

"But what? You had no problem with doing it in the Impala. Why is it such a problem here?"

"But Dean, the Impala doesn't have..."

"Have what?"

"..."

"Cas, come on. Whatever's bothering you, you can tell me."

"The Impala doesn't have fingers."

"...fingers."

"Yes, the bed has magic fingers."

"...FINGERS."

"I don't wish to have anything other than you touching me, Dean."

The Cupcake Wars AU, Arthur/Eames, Inception

"Crickets. I can't believe you're using the crickets in your batter."

"I think they give my cakes a very interesting nuance of flavor."

"Crickets."

"Don't be that way, darling. Just because the French one was less than complimentary about your blood orange cupcake, that's no reason to take things out on me and my delicious, delicious crickets."

"I hate you."

"Mmm, it tastes hoppingly good."

"Hate. You."



I was kind of drunk last night, okay guys? Does that not do it for you? How about some pics? Here's a lovely one of THardy.


Every time I look at this pic, all I can think is 'cock goes where?' in THardy's voice.

Is that still not enough? Really? Okay, if you're going to twist my arm.






































In conclusion, you guys are Beaches and I love you all! :D

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
She means well. I keep trying to steer her away from science.

I am a bad person. haha

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a bad person. You're looking out for the general public. That's a good thing. :)

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? I figure she'll want to get married and have babies and drop the whole thing anyway. Or not.

We shall see. She's never had to really work for anything before, so she might make it through.

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And if she's young, there's a good chance she'll shape up before she's ever released on actual people. Choose optimism!

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
In the hot tub? Looks real to me. :D

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet it isn't there later.
What the fuck?

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMN YOU, HOLLYWOOD. YOUR MAKE-UPY WAYS MAKE IT VERY HARD TO GET MY TATTOO KINK ON.

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried to google him and more Beiber came up.

GODDAMN YOU, BEIBER!

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WTF, BEIBER. Nothing about that makes sense.

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"justin" and "tattoo" equals Beiber and omgishisjesustattooblasphemy!!!

Oy vey.

Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Beiber has a tattoo? Isn't he like 12?

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently he has several. Who knew? Or cared.

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
The infant is 17. Tattoos are awesome, but I don't think I'd have even considered getting one that young.

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
His dad is cool with it and gets them with him--no future problems on that front, right?


can't even.


Re: Thug Brothers and the Dainty/Lethal Hipsters Who Make Them Happy in Their Pants

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
sigh

It's just an awfully permanent thing to get when you're that young. I'd rather wait a few years and be certain it's what I really want than get one right away. If it's important enough to ink it into your skin, then it's going to be important down the line. But then I very much believe that tattoos should mean something and not be a spur of the moment kind of thing.

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he needs them to add to his "hard" reputation. And maybe he's thinking he can always get them removed later.

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
double sigh

It makes me sad that someone like that can get tattoos, but my metal allergy means I'll probably never be able to.

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Boo. What metal? Nickel?

I promised my brother once I'd get ink when I got published, but that costs money. Also, I've never had a real paper book, so I can pretend for a while longer.

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Any metal. When I hit puberty, my acidity levels went through the roof, so my skin basically breaks down metal at a highly accelerated rate, which in turn irritates my skin. Even things like gold and platinum make me break out in hives. I can wear things slightly longer--maybe a couple hours?--if they're coated with nail polish, but jewelry usually gives me a reaction within minutes. Tattoo ink has trace amounts of metal. There's a chance I'd be okay, but I don't want to risk it.

lol What would you get?

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no idea. IN my nerdy high school roleplaying days (shut up) I would have said a rose with a bloodied thorn. Now that seems so cheesy, I'd just say Wonder Woman or Haruka Haruhara from FLCL in her bunny get up or something. http://www.google.com/search?q=flcl&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=602#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=flcl+haruko+bunny&pbx=1&oq=flcl+haru&aq=1&aqi=g8&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=7399l9654l0l11268l9l9l2l4l5l0l197l428l0.3l3l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=89fa09116164d635&biw=1024&bih=602

Sorry about the awkward link. I am too lazy to upload to photobucket today.

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have been a nerdy high school role player if I could have found anyone willing to play with me. Oh, private Christian school. You made for a good education, but you were somewhat narrow when it came to certain extracurriculars.

Wonder Woman's chestplate would make for a good, fairly simple tattoo and that bunny getup is awesome.

Awkward links are fine. :)

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The thing is I didn't read WW. I just think she looks cool.

FLCL on the other hand, was awesomely weird and I loved it. Should you ever find it and feel curious, it's about a teenage boy coming of age. Rock and roll and aliens and hormones are involved, and unlike most anime, it is only like 6 episodes long. It's like a miniseries.

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't rec Wonder Woman. She's kind of an annoying, elitist bitch.

That sounds amazing. I'll definitely give it a chance if I ever come across it.

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[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
All I know about WW is her creator was a kinky mofo.

Haruko is like this sexy alien temptress/weirdo/older sister/mother figure for the little boy. It was just as complicated as real adolescence, if with space battles and guitars and stuff. Ah well.