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coffeebuddha ([personal profile] coffeebuddha) wrote2011-09-08 11:01 pm

lalalalala picspam

I'm feeling emotionally flayed right now, and when things like that happen I like to make happy picspams. Reap the benefits and be happy with me. ♥












































ETA: Aaaand if people would like to add to the picspam with more happy things, that would be really awesome right about now, because I'm slightly drunk and tipping over from 'emotionally flayed' to 'trying not to wibble pathetically into my wineglass because someone on the internet was rude and dismissive and basically called me mentally incompetent because of my religious beliefs'. BUT I am determined not to stop smiling, because I believe the best way to fight hate is with love. So, in that vein, I love you guys. You are wonderful and awesome and if I can make you smile even occasionally then I'm thrilled.

My legs are probably too short for proper humping. I vote you aim for THardy's. And maybe...

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
...get someone to tape it. (sdlfkadlfjsd boo on LJ and their character limits)

Wait...

I had to go look it up to make certain I was at least semi okay in doing that.

Dude. Words are complicated.
Edited 2011-09-09 05:28 (UTC)

Re: My legs are probably too short for proper humping. I vote you aim for THardy's. And maybe...

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I think it's okay. But it was noticeable. ....to a drunken English major.

I THINK YOU'RE OKAY.

Re: My legs are probably too short for proper humping. I vote you aim for THardy's. And mayb

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
That one always trips me up and second guess myself, but apparently 'if you have it, it’s a belief; if you do it, you believe'. So says the internet, and that guy's never wrong.

I THINK YOU'RE OKAY TOO. &hearts

Re: My legs are probably too short for proper humping. I vote you aim for THardy's. And

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
IDK. I just think the apostrophe caught my attention. I work around people who put apostrophes whenever they write something plural, so now when I see them, I get twitchy.

Re: My legs are probably too short for proper humping. I vote you aim for THardy's. And

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaah. Gotcha. Apostrophe abuse has lasting consequences for many, many people.

Re: My legs are probably too short for proper humping. I vote you aim for THardy's.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
"ASSORTED FLORAL LEI'S, PRICED AS MARKED."


*THIS IS NOT CORRECT GRAMMAR. AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL FAIL*

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[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
D:

Those sounds you just heard were my brain breaking and my soul crying.

I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you've ever seen Parks and Rec. If you haven't, I dunno.

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
I only ever watched about half an ep of Parks and Rec, but OMG I can't stop laughing at that! XD That right there is the breakfast of champions!

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ron Swanson is Carlton Lassiter, if Carlton Lassiter worked for a small town government.

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
With ice cream like that, of course he is. XD

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Lassiter should have his own ice cream. But I can't imagine the flavor.

The name however, would obviously be Sweet Justice.

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] coffeebuddha.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I was about to be all 'It tastes like JUSTICE' and then I read your second line and was all 'oh, never mind.'

He's very all American, so maybe something like apple pie? I bet Lassiter loves him some apple pie.

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I thought Colbert would go Apple Pie and he didn't.


Lassie gets apple pie then...but it needs a hint of something weird and kinky. Hmm.

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] sinjah.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Something like cinnamon whipped cream?

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Spicy whipped cream? Now I want that apple pie. Goddammit!

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] sinjah.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it. I literally just made cinnamon whipped cream and put it on my coffee, that's how so desperate I was for it after I thought about it.

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate your face. I have no whipping cream.

I do have a slice of frozen cheesecake though. Hmmm

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] sinjah.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't have either. I totally went out to get some. I've been dreaming about this all day.

But OH MY GOD, I hate you MORE, cheesecake trumps whipped cream any day of the week!

What kind of cheesecake? (See, I can't resist doing this to myself.)

Re: I CAN MAKE IT BETTER.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Just plain cheesecake, I don't like it too fancy.

Though I will accept fresh strawberry cheesecake or a cherry topping if it's still warm and just made.

are we totally spamming coffeebuddha? XD

[identity profile] sinjah.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmm.

Have you ever had chilled cheesecake? I personally prefer it, cause it's cheesier and creamier.

probably. but it's about cheesecake.

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you mean by chilled? Refrigerated? Or in a hurry to eat it so not all the way thawed frozen cheesecake?

cheesecake is never spam

[identity profile] sinjah.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Refrigerated, not baked.

Re: cheesecake is never spam

[identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh I don't think so. What's the difference?

Re: cheesecake is never spam

[identity profile] sinjah.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Chilled cheesecake is basically cream cheese, cream/milk, sometimes sour cream, beaten together and chilled. It is delicious.