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I know I STILL haven't been responding to people--I'm horrible, I know, I'm working on it--but just as a heads up, I'm going to be out of town for the next few days, so there's going to be yet more quiet from my corner.

Please know that I love you all very, very, very, very much. I just need some time to go get drunk in Nashville to step away from the internet until the voices in my head stop second guessing every little thing I try to write, whether it be a story or a response to a comment.

Ugh, okay, that's enough whining. Here, have some pretty to remind you all that I love you.

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So very, very tired and sore. Anybody feel like throwing some pretty at me while I'm trying to stay awake long enough that I won't wake up before at least 7am?

I'll even get us started.


Doesn't THardy look like he gives the most snuggly hugs ever? I could use a THardy hug something fierce. ♥
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HE IS EVERYWHERE I WANT TO BE.


Also, I promised [livejournal.com profile] theslashbunny a while ago that I would pimp out her new RPing group. RPing isn't really my thing, but I love [livejournal.com profile] theslashbunny and can never really say no to her, so you guys should all go check it out if it's the kind of thing you're into. I'll just stay here and keep staring at Thardy's...face. Let's say I'm staring at his face.


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What with THardy and Chris Pine doing a movie together, and the fact that I totally already ship their characters together without even having seen it yet, I think they deserve a smooshy name.

And I think that name should be HardWood.




Oh, boys! )
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1. Mom fell off a horse on Sunday and while we thought she was okay, after a second trip to the doctor's it turns out she has four broken ribs and fluids pooling where they're not supposed to be. She's on meds now and we've finally managed to convince her to stay off the elliptical--she walked for about an hour yesterday and I wanted to shake her, except that probably would have hurt her more--so as long she stops doing stupid things and lets herself rest, she should be fine. Dad's been out of town, so I've been doing pretty much everything around the house while simultaneously trying to force her to relax.

2. I was commissioned to make a couple cakes. One was a cheesecake, which I was paid for, and the other was a chocolate cake with maple frosting, which I was mostly not. (They didn't technically pay for the cake itself, but the people I made it for were choir kids and I have a donation jar that I put out when I feed them--which is 2-3 times a week--and they pretty much pay for most of my baking experiments at this point.)


First time doing a basketweave. Weeeeeeeee! )

3. I was distracted by Michael Fassbender's thighs and Tom Hardy's...well, pretty much his everything.

 
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1. Still not a fan of Michael Jackson. Still very much a fan of cellos.

2. I want to do dirtybadwrong things to Tom Hardy that haven't even been invented yet.


*licks*

3. I know it's almost a cliche at this point, but girls in fedoras are freaking hot.

4. This is the most adorable, sweetest behind the scenes gay porn video I've ever seen. (I'll take 'Sentences I never thought I'd say' for $500, Alex.) It makes my heart all melty and everyone needs to watch it. http://randyblueofficial.tumblr.com/post/15463365475/some-performers-stop-and-go-their-separate-ways

I WANT TO WRITE FIC OF THEM BEING HAPPY AND IN LOVE AND MAKING PORN WITH ONLY EACH OTHER.

5. I had a dream last night that Rodney was the rough and gruff military commander of the Atlantis expedition and John was the military chaplain who was quietly and hopelessly in love with him, despite regulations and religious constraints. There were so many feelings.
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Ever have one of those days when you fill your kitchen with smoke by accidentally burning a couple strips of bacon while baking a batch of bacon chocolate chip cookies and then hack your bangs off in a fit of frustration because you spent just a little too long looking at them in the mirror on a bad hair day?

Yeah.

At least the cookies are tasty.

Comment fic post is still open for prompts until...hmm, let's say tomorrow at 2:30pm central time.

Let's all admire some pretty for a few moments while I remember how to breathe.

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Mr Hardy, you have no idea who I am and if the fates are kind we will never meet. (I have absolutely no desire to meet most of the celebrities I like. I'm more than happy to admire you from afar and keep my delusions intact.) But Mr Hardy--can I call you THardy? I'mma call you THardy.--I have to say this.

Read more... )

Dilemma

Oct. 7th, 2011 12:22 am
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Thing I want: To sing Randall Thompson's arrangement of The Magnificat.

Thing I don't want: To pay $8 for the sheet music to a single song.

And O HAI, LIVEJOURNAL. Welcome back to my computer screen! ♥ Have a pretty. Maybe it'll make you think twice before you try to leave me again.



How does he manage to make even ATMs seem sexy?

blech

Oct. 1st, 2011 06:11 pm
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Next time I get the urge to smoke, somebody needs to slap me and remind me that just because I outgrew my childhood asthma, that doesn't mean my allergies won't leave me feeling like shit the next day. I'm thinking a pretty party might be just what the doctor ordered. I'll even start.





Anybody have anything they'd like to share in the comments that they think would make a good pick me up?
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1. I'm leaving for a choir retreat later today and may or may not have internet while I'm gone. Even if I do have internet, I probably won't be on all that much. I'll be back sometime on Saturday. Try not to miss me too much while I'm gone. ;)

2. I posted a fic yesterday that I'm almost positive pretty much no one is going to be interested in reading. I'm more or less at peace with that. That's called personal growth, people, because a year ago I would have been curled up in a corner wracked with self doubt over the entire thing.

3. I don't understand Kidz Bop. Just, what's the point? Is there really that much of a demand for a mediocre children's choir singing pop songs? Why was that ever thought to be a good idea in the first place?

4. I'm having yet another problem with Delicious. (I know, 'get in line', right?) I've still been tagging things with my little toolbar button just in case the site goes back to being usable, but for some reason they aren't showing up on my list on the actual site. I can see the links on my toolbar, but that's all. WTF?

5.
He is adorable and humble and so many things that I love. Never change, THardy. I would cry if you turned into another Hollywood Douchebag.
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1. If I see one more person warn for slash, ESPECIALLY in the same line as something actually deserving of a warning like dub-con, I think I might scream.

2. I'm having trouble pasting text into the LJ text box. The lines of text always end up breaking and then I have to spend forever scrolling through the whole thing and fixing it so it doesn't look like I'm trying to pull some e.e. cummings shit. Anyone else having this problem?

3. I'm getting kind of tired of seeing characters with eidetic memories popping up all over television, especially when their eidetic memory is presented as their biggest defining characteristic.

4. I'm putting together a picspam entirely devoted to dimples. I'm super excited about this. \o/ THardy doesn't really have dimples, so let's go ahead and post a couple pictures of him now so that I won't be sad later when he isn't in my picspam.

 
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Things I plan to do today:
  1. Make gnocchi from scratch. Sadly only using regular potatoes because we're out of sweet potatoes and if I had known that I would have picked some up from the store when I was there earlier today. *sigh* #MyLifeIsSoHard
  2. Watch the first dvd of season one of CSI. I've seen a lot of eps at this point, but still never the actual beginning. Hooray for libraries and their dvd sections!
  3. Get off my ass and post something that at least looks like fic if you tilt your head and squint.
  4. Be awesome.
  5. Admire THardy and JGL and think about how they make me feel all the feelings.



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1. I'm haven't disappeared again, I'm just trying to figure out a way to be less of a zombie. I was in the store the other day looking at spices and it wasn't until someone stopped and asked if I was okay that I realized I was crying. For no fucking reason. I was just that tired. I picked up some valerian root pills and am trying a couple of the other things you guys suggested. No huge improvements yet, but I managed a whole four hours last night, which is probably the longest I've slept in one go in about a month now. Cross fingers and pray that things keep getting better.

2. I have complicated personal feelings about blowjobs that are probably way too tmi to post all over my LJ.

3. I've recently discovered that I kind of ship Puck/Kurt from Glee like whoa if it's well written and I'm incredibly saddened that the shipping name of choice for them is apparently something other than Purt. Because the word Purt makes me giggle.

4. I started taking a cake decorating certification class a couple weeks ago. Apparently I should do all my writing in frosting, because my handwriting looks SO much better when I do it that way.

5. I am full of opinions about Iron Chef and The Next Iron Chef and might have to do an entire post about it, because I would love to see Chuck Hughes as the next Iron Chef, but the show--and the cooking world in general--is in desperate need of more estrogen.

6. I've been so focused on JGL's dimples and sometimes super tight pants that I somehow neglected to really appreciate his arms. This was wrong of me and I apologize.


7. In other news, THardy continues to make all my dreams come true.

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I am so...


so...


happy...



he was born. ♥
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I'm feeling emotionally flayed right now, and when things like that happen I like to make happy picspams. Reap the benefits and be happy with me. ♥

Things that make me happy. )

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An MMA thing just came on and they described one of the fighters as having 'good submission skills'. I don't know enough about MMA to hear that and not immediately jump to a porny place.

That's not enough to qualify for an entire post. Hmm.

Here, have some pretty too.


ETA: After staring at this pic for the last several minutes, I've come to the conclusion that I would really like to read a fic where a slimmed down Eames and Arthur have a twink off. I don't even know what that would entail, but I assume it would end with them having sex and I really want it.
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That's probably the only time you should listen to her though. Girl doesn't exactly give the best life advice.

This was originally going to be a picspam of nipple piercings, but it's surprisingly hard to find pics of hot guys with their nipples pierced. Sad, right? Still, I am a firm believer in having a good Plan B, so instead let's celebrate the fact that Channing Tatum is going to be doing a stripper movie by posting pics of hot guys in various stages of undress. If their nipples happen to be pierced, then that's just gravy. \o/

A lot of these pictures are repeats from earlier posts. They are worth posting multiple times.
If this is safe for your work, then I want to work where you do. )
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1. My fabulous apron that [livejournal.com profile] starscythe bought me arrived today! Guys, it's even better than I imagined. Pics are coming when I manage to track down some batteries. Thank you again, honey!

2. Every time the preview for Warrior shows up on my television, all I can do is pause and stare helplessly at the screen with longing for THardy's shoulders.
 

3. I have an idea for the perfect movie for THardy. He should play an in the closet boxer during the early 1900s who's struggling with his sexuality while trying to win the fight of his life. It's a period piece that deals with homosexuality, which is guaranteed award fodder and the part is clearly custom made for his talents. The fact that he's not currently filming this movie is proof that THardy wants to crush my dreams.

4. It's come to my attention that some people haven't seen this video. THAT IS NOT OKAY.
 
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1. My fabulous apron that [livejournal.com profile] starscythe bought me arrived today! Guys, it's even better than I imagined. Pics are coming when I manage to track down some batteries. Thank you again, honey!

2. Every time the preview for Warrior shows up on my television, all I can do is pause and stare helplessly at the screen with longing for THardy's shoulders.
 

3. I have an idea for the perfect movie for THardy. He should play an in the closet boxer during the early 1900s who's struggling with his sexuality while trying to win the fight of his life. It's a period piece that deals with homosexuality, which is guaranteed award fodder and the part is clearly custom made for his talents. The fact that he's not currently filming this movie is proof that THardy wants to crush my dreams.

4. It's come to my attention that some people haven't seen this video. THAT IS NOT OKAY.
 

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