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Title: apples falling all around you
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, Darcy Lewis/Others, background Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Tony Stark, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Phil Coulson
Word Count: 3703
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: SHIELD strips Darcy of herself in bits and pieces.
Notes: Companion fic to here to be swallowed up.


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Title: here to be swallowed up
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Nick Fury, Natasha Romanoff
Word Count: 2729
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Bruce falls in love with Darcy in bits and pieces.


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Life is screwy and depressing, my computers are screwy and depressing and dropping like flies, and I'm addicted to writing Darcy/Bruce fic.

Going through Aaron/Wendell commentfic stuff and trying to get it to a point where I can post it. (Because I love rispa and want her to have nice things, even if I occasionally drop off the face of the earth for long stretches and am a bad friend.)

Speaking of rispa, she cleaned up and posted a Clint/Phil fic that we commentficced a while back. I meant to say something when she did it, but then I didn't. Because I fail like that. Info and links!
Title: Save the Kitten, Save the World
Author: [livejournal.com profile] rispacooper, [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM
Characters/Pairings: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Word Count: 5884
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Clint on Coulson's doorstep on a rainy night.

My head hurts and I have no idea where I'm going with this post. I guess I'm just popping in to say I'm alive?
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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, background Jane Foster/Thor, background Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, background Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, past Betty Ross/Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Betty Ross, Hulk
Word Count: 26,585 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song. I kept forgetting to post new parts of this to LJ, so I'm bundling the last eleven chapters into three posts to keep the flist spamming to a minimum. :)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Parts Five through Nine / Parts Ten through Fourteen



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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, background Jane Foster/Thor, background Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, background Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, past Betty Ross/Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Betty Ross, Hulk
Word Count: 26,585 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song. I kept forgetting to post new parts of this to LJ, so I'm bundling the last eleven chapters into three posts to keep the flist spamming to a minimum. :)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Parts Five through Nine


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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, background Jane Foster/Thor, background Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, background Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, past Betty Ross/Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Betty Ross, Hulk
Word Count: 26,585 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song. I kept forgetting to post new parts of this to LJ, so I'm bundling the last eleven chapters into three posts to keep the flist spamming to a minimum. :)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four


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1. Is there anywhere to buy affordable Avengers/Marvel/etc clothes that are actually made for women? Because of a combination of my being very top heavy and having panic attacks whenever anything's constantly touching the front of my throat, I can't wear regular t-shirts without stretching the ever loving shit out of the collars.

2. I found a copy of The Incredible Hulk for sale for $7.50 on Amazon, and if I add it to the order I'm going to place either tonight or tomorrow I won't have to pay shipping on it. I haven't seen it--the first Hulk movie was so bad that I was soured on the character for several years--but I feel like I need to since it's technically being considered Bruce's background for the Avengers movie and I've been writing a lot of Bruce fic lately. Is it worth the price or should I keep looking for a copy I can rent or borrow?

3. I have a question/complaint about Glee. Maybe this is stupid of me to get obsessed about, but where the hell is Rachel Berry's voice teacher? You cannot tell me that someone that driven with such obviously supportive parents wouldn't have one. Maybe she had some training from her dads--they're obviously both musical people--but I seriously just can't wrap my head around the idea that she wouldn't have a trained, professional teacher if she's that serious about being on Broadway. Lima may not be huge, but there would still be music teachers there.  
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Title: Side Effects May Include
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 1601
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: In which it turns out that being hit with massive amounts of gamma radiation can have all sorts of side effects.


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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, background Jane Foster/Thor, background Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, background Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Word Count: 1906 this part, 6256 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.
Part One / Part Two / Part Three

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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, Jane Foster
Word Count: 597 this part, 4348 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.
Part One / Part Two

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Title: even if the skies get rough
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 562
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Even heroes can have bad days.
Notes: Title taken from Jason Mraz's 'I Won't Give Up'.

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Title: Contingency Plans
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 1095
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: "You can stay in control by always being angry, right?" Darcy unhooks her bra and tosses it away. "So we'll just have angry sex and everything will be fine."


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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 1736 this part, 3751 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.
Part One

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A while back I said that I wanted to make Avenger themed cookies.


Yeah, so that happened. The frosting and cookies are 100% made from scratch and all the designs were piped by hand using a Crisco based pseudo-buttercream. Let's do a close up run down, shall we? (Sorry for the blurriness. My camera really sucks. Blurry pics have been replaced with better ones.)
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THESE APRONS, OMG!

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON MY BODY, RIGHT NOW?!
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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 2015
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.

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I feel like I deserve kudos for going into Walmart, seeing a Captain America hat, and not impulse buying. I rewarded myself by going back a few hours later and buying it anyway. The universe rewarded me by making it be on surprise!clearance for $7. It's a Cap cap! :D


(Yes, my hair is in pigtails. I wear pigtails to work every day because of the hat I have to wear and am too lazy to ever take them out after I get off.)

And before that one of my awesome, amazing friends gave me this!


It is full of spazztastically amazing interviews that make me like Scarlett Johansson (wtf, how is that possible) because she sees the stupid in women fighting in stilettos and even more proof that RDJ actually IS Tony Stark and that Jeremy Renner is ADORABLE beyond words. :D
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Title: Living a Bangles Song
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRE
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 630
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: It's just another average Monday morning at SHIELD.
Notes: Originally posted here on [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub's Avengers kissing meme.

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Clint is the best cupid there's ever been, even if he does keep skipping out on his real work to fuck around with a bunch of people in costumes who are 'saving the world' or something. And it's not like he doesn't work even while he's goofing off. Tony and Steve? Natasha and Agent Hill? Fury and his eye patch? Yeah, those were all him, baby.

But then he gets an assignment to shoot Phil Coulson full of love for the pretty little brunette in R&D who's supposedly his 'soulmate', and for the first time in his entire career he misses and no one can explain why, least of all Clint.


ETA: I'm officially writing it. WTF. >.<  
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[livejournal.com profile] foxxcub is hosting an Avengers kissing meme over on her LJ! :D It's full of love and happiness and spoilers. I wrote a little Darcy/Bruce ficlet. (Because I already have four pre-existing ships in this fandom, so of course my brain would be all, 'Here, have something completely random and cracky,' the first time I ever actually write for it...) Go check it out! ♥

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