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Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] black_sluggard at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 1st 2012
Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] game_byrd at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 1st 2012
I don't have time to follow the links for this, this morning, but here's a repost:
Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] nrrrdy_grrrl at All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 1st 2012

*IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ*

All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 1, 2012


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1. Is there anywhere to buy affordable Avengers/Marvel/etc clothes that are actually made for women? Because of a combination of my being very top heavy and having panic attacks whenever anything's constantly touching the front of my throat, I can't wear regular t-shirts without stretching the ever loving shit out of the collars.

2. I found a copy of The Incredible Hulk for sale for $7.50 on Amazon, and if I add it to the order I'm going to place either tonight or tomorrow I won't have to pay shipping on it. I haven't seen it--the first Hulk movie was so bad that I was soured on the character for several years--but I feel like I need to since it's technically being considered Bruce's background for the Avengers movie and I've been writing a lot of Bruce fic lately. Is it worth the price or should I keep looking for a copy I can rent or borrow?

3. I have a question/complaint about Glee. Maybe this is stupid of me to get obsessed about, but where the hell is Rachel Berry's voice teacher? You cannot tell me that someone that driven with such obviously supportive parents wouldn't have one. Maybe she had some training from her dads--they're obviously both musical people--but I seriously just can't wrap my head around the idea that she wouldn't have a trained, professional teacher if she's that serious about being on Broadway. Lima may not be huge, but there would still be music teachers there.  
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Title: Side Effects May Include
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 1601
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: In which it turns out that being hit with massive amounts of gamma radiation can have all sorts of side effects.


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I'm having a shitty day, so I'm going to try to counteract it with niceness and positivity. With the current purging going on all over FFnet, I thought I'd request and share some invitation codes for AO3. Feel free to take one even if you don't write; the bookmarking and subscribing options are reason alone to sign up, imo. Let me know if you snag one so I can cross it off the list. :)

078907436d4031a5bc30469aea4cd21d6c98d38b
dcb4066d969a1dc24a3552d8c1d06a8b12bf6cfb

5c4147b139b1705e2c718b1232be9ca458c1cd50
5ac65b13a3a40cfe8c3cc914abc85120ebc84019
501f4e3776f16c7089bb348ab8002aa8d8afc685
381e11dc8c97fde951df413aedf9ba3aae697e94
e3113d675f687f137ee8b8d42b7eed95bd767a8c

2098aed40dc5e3e912addd302a34b5f9b4a01cc3
b892be0dbefa13ce8c705dab4406402260f874e9
b129293e2cacd111a10305207c46a8443ec89ae9


ETA: Seriously, please comment if you take one. A few people haven't and the only reason I realized they were gone was because I checked on AO3 to see what name someone was using. It's just common courtesy so that someone else won't try to claim the same tag and end up with an unusable one.
ETA2: Guys, really? Is leaving a comment saying, 'hey, I took this, effectively making it unusable to anyone else' really that hard? *sigh* One left.
ETA3: And they're gone. I hope everyone who got an invitation enjoys the site!
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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, background Jane Foster/Thor, background Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, background Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Word Count: 1906 this part, 6256 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.
Part One / Part Two / Part Three

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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner, Jane Foster
Word Count: 597 this part, 4348 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.
Part One / Part Two

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Title: even if the skies get rough
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 562
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Even heroes can have bad days.
Notes: Title taken from Jason Mraz's 'I Won't Give Up'.

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O hai! I have family in town and work has been ridic, which is why I've been fairly MIA the last few days, but can I just take a moment to tell you all that I REALLY WANT TO BOOP JEREMY RENNER'S NOSE? Seriously, I spent half the time he was on screen staring at his arms and the other half just quietly thinking, 'Omg. Omg, it's so boopable. Come to me, my lovely. Come to me and let me boop you.'


I would boop the shit out of that nose, guys. (You know, in a completely non-violent way.)

In other news, I'm about 2k into the Cupid!Clint fic and it shows no sign of slowing down. WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?! Darcy/Bruce continues to rule my heart and the next part of Things That Shine should be posted soon. Tomorrow or the next day there will be pictures of honey cupcakes with fondant bees on them that I made.

*BOOP*

That is all.
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Title: Contingency Plans
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: R/FRM
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 1095
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: "You can stay in control by always being angry, right?" Darcy unhooks her bra and tosses it away. "So we'll just have angry sex and everything will be fine."


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I know I'm spamming y'all's flists tonight, but would anyone like to help me distract myself from sad things with a meme/commentfic thing? Yes? Maybe? Okay, let's try this.

Post a ship in the comments and I'll rate it.

don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / perfect / flawless / i’ll ship them forever

If I ship it, I'll write you a little drabble for the lovebirds.

And on a completely unrelated note...

HI, MARK RUFFALO, HI! CAN I DO ALL THE THINGS TO YOU? OR AT LEAST WRITE ABOUT DARCY DOING THEM TO YOUR BRUCE BANNER? KTHXBAI! &hearts
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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 1736 this part, 3751 overall
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.
Part One

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That moment where your female boss, who you've grown to admire, respect, and consider a friend, tells you that she doesn't hate gay people, but hates when they 'act too gay', and that she doesn't believe a woman should ever hold a political office because she'll either be 'too emotional/irrational' or 'become so hardened that she won't even be a woman anymore.'

How gay is 'too gay'? Would I be considered okay since people never guess I'm bisexual unless I tell them? Do I cross that line if I wear a rainbow shirt or cut my hair down to a buzz or hold another girl's hand? And the 'too emotional/irrational' argument aside--because there have been countless studies and real life examples proving that isn't true--how does someone who identifies as female ever become 'not a woman'? Is there some formula I missed out on? Is there a list of 'womanly' traits and if you don't tick off so many boxes, then you don't count? When I drive my truck or enjoy 'guy' movies, does my score go down?

I'm not angry. I'm just incredibly saddened.
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A while back I said that I wanted to make Avenger themed cookies.


Yeah, so that happened. The frosting and cookies are 100% made from scratch and all the designs were piped by hand using a Crisco based pseudo-buttercream. Let's do a close up run down, shall we? (Sorry for the blurriness. My camera really sucks. Blurry pics have been replaced with better ones.)
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THESE APRONS, OMG!

WHY ARE THEY NOT ON MY BODY, RIGHT NOW?!
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Title: Things That Shine
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG-13/FRT
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 2015
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: Darcy was seven the first time she fell in love. The second time it happens, she's twenty-five, hung over as all get out, and has a real chance of getting shot, which is actually more alarming than the giant green guy who's holding her hostage.
Notes: Sequel to Living a Bangles Song.

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I feel like I deserve kudos for going into Walmart, seeing a Captain America hat, and not impulse buying. I rewarded myself by going back a few hours later and buying it anyway. The universe rewarded me by making it be on surprise!clearance for $7. It's a Cap cap! :D


(Yes, my hair is in pigtails. I wear pigtails to work every day because of the hat I have to wear and am too lazy to ever take them out after I get off.)

And before that one of my awesome, amazing friends gave me this!


It is full of spazztastically amazing interviews that make me like Scarlett Johansson (wtf, how is that possible) because she sees the stupid in women fighting in stilettos and even more proof that RDJ actually IS Tony Stark and that Jeremy Renner is ADORABLE beyond words. :D
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Title: Living a Bangles Song
Author: [info]coffeebuddha
Rating: PG/FRE
Characters/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner
Word Count: 630
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me.
Summary: It's just another average Monday morning at SHIELD.
Notes: Originally posted here on [livejournal.com profile] foxxcub's Avengers kissing meme.

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Clint is the best cupid there's ever been, even if he does keep skipping out on his real work to fuck around with a bunch of people in costumes who are 'saving the world' or something. And it's not like he doesn't work even while he's goofing off. Tony and Steve? Natasha and Agent Hill? Fury and his eye patch? Yeah, those were all him, baby.

But then he gets an assignment to shoot Phil Coulson full of love for the pretty little brunette in R&D who's supposedly his 'soulmate', and for the first time in his entire career he misses and no one can explain why, least of all Clint.


ETA: I'm officially writing it. WTF. >.<  
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[livejournal.com profile] foxxcub is hosting an Avengers kissing meme over on her LJ! :D It's full of love and happiness and spoilers. I wrote a little Darcy/Bruce ficlet. (Because I already have four pre-existing ships in this fandom, so of course my brain would be all, 'Here, have something completely random and cracky,' the first time I ever actually write for it...) Go check it out! ♥
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I want to try making Avenger sugar cookies on my next off day. So far I'm thinking Cap's shield, Tony's faceplate, Clint's bow/arrows, Thor's hammer, and Hulk's fist and/or purple pants as options. I can't decide what I want to try for Natasha, though. Joss seemed pretty fixated on her ass, so maybe that's supposed to be her defining quality? Or maybe I could just do a black widow spider or a bottle of vodka. IDK. Ideas?

Also?



YES.



And you are welcome.  

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