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One of my friends who works at a book store is reading 50 Shades of Grey because people keep asking her about it. She and another of our friends came over today and we were reading parts aloud, laughing, and tying it back to Twilight, and now I have a question that somehow came up in the course of our conversation.

Has anyone written a fic where Edward was dying of syphilis and the reason he really didn't want to have sex with Bella is because even though he's a vampire now, he's still a carrier? And the syphilis is the reason Bella's pregnancy was so fucked up?

Does that exist? Because I would read that.

Date: 2012-07-04 08:39 pm (UTC)
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There was a tumblr quote going around a while ago about the chocolate starfish and how he was digging around in there like he;d lost something in there.

Doesn't that sound so sexy?

Date: 2012-07-05 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh baby, oh baby, that gets me so hot? =/

Date: 2012-07-05 05:21 am (UTC)
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I think it's time she turn around and be like, "Get outta my ass if you don't know what you're doing in there!"

Date: 2012-07-05 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Sorry, I had to.

I expect somebody top make a real horror movie about Twilight. SOON.

Date: 2012-07-06 05:09 am (UTC)
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I can't help but imagine that Edward ejaculates glitter, which could probably be classified as an STD. OH GOD my brain just seriously thought: Sexually Transmitted Disco? What. The ever loving. Fuck.

Anyway, I was going to go into the horrors that glitter-filled ejaculate would wreak, but I think I'll just stop here. I can't get past sexually transmitted disco. Ugh. I am ashamed of my mind.


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